oscaralbert Review of 90 Minutes in Heaven

90 Minutes in Heaven (2015)

This flick documents how the State of Texas tortures . . .

[7/10 · 16 September 2015]

. . . impoverished Christian ministers, among others. Texas allows unqualified convicts to drive state-owned prison semi-trucks on top of innocent out-of-state mid-sized cars, then limits medical expenses for crushed drivers returning from Heaven to just $250,000 per pastor, forcing the clergymen to rehab at second-rate hospitals and move into smaller homes. Amid this scandal, former Texas governor Rick Perry had to quit running for U.S. president the week that 90 MINUTES IN HEAVEN came out. As HEAVEN illustrates, Life is cheap in the American South. Lethal injections happen there more than everyplace else on Earth combined, with the Authorities debating whether or not victims are "really most sincerely dead" for hours on end. (One gentleman recently returned from Heaven for a few minutes AFTER his execution, but did not enjoy even the level of health care of Pastor Don in this movie, and got recalled upwards before he could Testify in support of Reverend Don.) History attests that Jesus also was executed, but since Texas did not have the Death Penalty then, it happened elsewhere. Future King David sang in a psalm once that one minute in Heaven equals 100 years in Texas (I may be paraphrasing a little here), which makes Pastor Don about 9,064 now in Texas years!