For me,in general,a movie has to be pretty awful to merit anything less than 3 stars.........and this one came pretty close.
I don't expect a lot from low budget affairs. As long as a decent effort has been made to entertain the viewer,then much can be overlooked or forgiven.This movie however, (and I use the word "movie" in the loosest term) has probably some of THE worst acting I have ever the misfortune to witness. The performances from all concerned are so stiff and wooden,that you could turn the awful script into a baseball bat and hit a home run!! Particularly annoying is Joel Bishops narration throughout this mess.It really does sound like a 5 year old reading from a school play script and is pretty soulless in it's delivery.In fact a 5 year old could have done a better job. The rest of the cast really don't fare much better either.Nobody puts in a decent enough performance to make their characters convincing and look like they'd really rather be somewhere else. It really was unforgivable.I'm sorry.........if you want to put yourself in front of a camera and entertain,then you really should at least try to do better than this!!.
I did,however,note that "some" effort was made in the special effects department,and given the budget,they weren't bad at all.
Oh sorry......the plot.
Forget it.......
It's something to do with time travel but really,please don't waste your time.It's so confusing that I really cannot explain exactly what the hell was going on.
I dare say that with a bigger budget,script writer and cast,this could be made into something better.
Apparently this was based on a book.I wish I had read that instead.
3 out of ten and that's only because I've seen worse........
No really I have!!
Watch at your peril
I don't expect a lot from low budget affairs. As long as a decent effort has been made to entertain the viewer,then much can be overlooked or forgiven.This movie however, (and I use the word "movie" in the loosest term) has probably some of THE worst acting I have ever the misfortune to witness. The performances from all concerned are so stiff and wooden,that you could turn the awful script into a baseball bat and hit a home run!! Particularly annoying is Joel Bishops narration throughout this mess.It really does sound like a 5 year old reading from a school play script and is pretty soulless in it's delivery.In fact a 5 year old could have done a better job. The rest of the cast really don't fare much better either.Nobody puts in a decent enough performance to make their characters convincing and look like they'd really rather be somewhere else. It really was unforgivable.I'm sorry.........if you want to put yourself in front of a camera and entertain,then you really should at least try to do better than this!!.
I did,however,note that "some" effort was made in the special effects department,and given the budget,they weren't bad at all.
Oh sorry......the plot.
Forget it.......
It's something to do with time travel but really,please don't waste your time.It's so confusing that I really cannot explain exactly what the hell was going on.
I dare say that with a bigger budget,script writer and cast,this could be made into something better.
Apparently this was based on a book.I wish I had read that instead.
3 out of ten and that's only because I've seen worse........
No really I have!!
Watch at your peril