1/10
Points out every awful sheep trend in society
14 August 2015
Warning: Spoilers
The plot for this film wasn't bad (though rather predictable), but it was very grating to watch through the whole thing. The two main characters are morons, typical sheep, complete with cellular phone addictions, those god-awful messy buns in their hair, and too-tight trashy pants. The daughter was spoiled and annoying and the mom was a clueless dope with a yoga fetish. Both of them go to a spa (cult, of course), and right away things go wrong. The characters saying "namaste" at the end of every sentence was dumb enough to begin with, but then throw in a spa where the crazy owner is going on a murder spree, getting rid of those who discover his cash-grab scheme, and all hell breaks loose. David was supposed to be scary but he was more pathetic than anything else, and I don't really think that he deserved the violent death that he got. He also wore suits uglier than Herb Tarleck's suits in WKRP In Cincinnati.

I think Kyla and her mom got what they deserved, honestly. They were both annoying. They seriously acted as if having to put their cell phones away was some horrible chore to endure, Kyla kept making way too much unnecessary trouble, like complaining when there wasn't meat in the buffet. They went to a self-help camp, so what was she expecting, a Philly cheese steak? Places like that one ALWAYS have crazy vegan enviro-loony foods and gluten-free stuff, and if she was going to make trouble, they should've just stayed home.

This film was very boring too, and filled with inconsistencies. Definitely not one worth watching unless you have nothing better to do or you want something to make fun of.
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