Review of Area 407

Area 407 (2012)
1/10
The genre should be horrific, not horror..
10 May 2014
Warning: Spoilers
I honestly can't believe I managed to watch as much as of this "film" as I did. I'm going to focus mainly on the end here. The young girl contributes absolutely nothing to the movie aside from being an incessantly annoying adolescent asking redundant questions and crying about how frightened she is. Not once do we even get a clear look at the "monsters" that are supposed to be attacking these people, and two people get hilariously run over in an attempt to get away from these "monsters", somehow ending up directly in front of the huge SUV they manage to find. Then all of a sudden it's the next day and the two survivors see a car, which they're screaming at to stop and help them from the moment they see the vehicle 100 feet away to when it's right there. Then to put the icing on the cake, after he takes them out he himself is killed by a baby t-rex appearing out of thin air. Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Please, don't waste your time watching this movie. It's not worth it no matter how you look at it, unless you enjoy a 12 year old girl complaining about being scared every three minutes and viewing everything with a satirical twist putting emphasis on how corny every aspect of this movie is.
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