Review of Crawl

Crawl (2011)
1/10
Boring
11 December 2013
Warning: Spoilers
This was a Glasgow Fright Fest selection according to some of the other reviewers. I did not go to that one but have to say what do the organisers have against Scots. This is not a horror movie. It is slow and ponderous. They way they keep panning back from every shot and I keep thinking. Yeah I know get a move on. This movie should have lasted for forty minutes but again and we get the same shot take over and over again.

The plot is some twaddle about a Croatian dude trying to kidnap some woman.

Spoiler alert.

The only funny bit in the whole movie regards a chocolate cake left outside a door.

Spoiler over.

Other than that this is ponderous, slow and predictable. Yeah it does have some fake blood. Also it has a good sound track but in the end the movie just leaves you with the thought why did I bother. Do yourself a favour and do the washing up instead.
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