Review of Uninvited

Uninvited (1988 Video)
1/10
One of the worst movies ever made.
24 September 2013
Warning: Spoilers
(Plot) A mutated cat escapes and somehow manages to hop aboard a yacht to wreak havoc, and kill people.

I haven't seen many movies that are as bad as this one. It does have moment's of cheesy fun, in a so bad its good way, but it's quite dull a lot of the time as well. Let's start off by how cheap looking it is. Despite that a lot of this takes place on an expensive looking Yacht, it can't cover up the amateurish production values. At the very start of the movie, the screen says "Amazing movies presents" Either that was supposed to be a joke, or they really were that arrogant, and actually thought this laughable junk was a good idea. The cat himself is ridiculous. When it transforms, it looks like a dog or something is coming out of it. It was rather tough to make out what it was, but it came across extremely poorly. A mutated cat doesn't intimidate me what so ever. How does it manage to do the things it does? How does it survive so many incredulous predicaments? I had many questions that never got answered. There is gore here, and things do get bloody. We get some very gory cat bites, grisly effects from the bites. My favorite is when Clu Gulager spits booze on the cat. It hisses succinctly before mutating. I laughed my ass off. Toni Hudson (Rachel) is good eye candy, and that's about it. Stars like George Kennedy & Clu Gulager are clearly desperate for a paycheck to pay off some bills. Why else would they star in this crap?

Final Thoughts: Too inconsistent to be fully entertaining in a so bad, it's good way. It's one of the worst movie's I've ever seen, and I've seen WAY too many movies. That is saying something, isn't it? There is a reason this went to DTV in lieu of getting a theatrical release.

DUD(out of 10)
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