Mama (I) (2013)
1/10
Hahahahaha what a load of $hite
14 July 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Not one reviewer has mentioned that it took someone FIVE years to find two girls that were living in a shack in a forest, or the crashed car???????? HELLO!!???? Surely when the car went over the cliff there would be TIRE MARKS suggesting where it fell??? So no search party for the kids after their dad murders their mother and whoever else he killed?? Why is such a glaring and blatant plot hole ignored??? This is the same mistake made in Are You Afraid of The Dark where no one investigates or goes looking for a missing person.

And they survived for five years on cherries did they? Hahahahhaha. So when the cherries were out of season what did they eat? Did mama fetch them a McDonald's or KFC?

Why is 'mama' a dead woman from hundreds of years ago not the actual murdered mother which would have made a lot more sense? What would be the point in Mama re-enacting her death but this time with another child not her own that falls to their death all the way to the bottom together??? What is the point?

Who is mama???? Why did she stab a nun? Was the baby going to be taken away? Blah blah blah why was this $hit film made?

Oh well, they made a profit again didn't they, I guess thats all that counts, not making a decent film that makes sense with any originality.

Avoid like the plague.
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