Let's be honest. Horror movies these days suck. But I saw this on Netflix, and I thought I'd give it a chance. "From the makers of The Blair Witch Project and The Lord of the Rings." Seems promising enough, right? Jesus, how wrong was I. How do I even begin. This movie is like an attack on your conscious being. It was like... like The Blair Witch Project on oxycontins. And how appropriate, since the same people who made that made this dribble. It was uncomfortable, unengaging, unentertaining, underwhelming, and anti-climatic as all hell. Though it was only 99 minutes, it seemed to go on for hours and hours. And you know, I have no problem with long movies, as long as they're entertaining. My god, I knew exactly what was going to happen next pretty much the entire movie. And towards the end, Jesus. A monkey could have guessed. Everyone dies, in the most predictable ways. A screwdriver to the back of the neck. Except for the very end, which made all of no sense. When she's walking outside, towards that wolf-owl-raccoon-horse thing... if you've seen the movie, you know what I'm talking about. But hey, who am I to judge the people who praise this garbage. If you like watching people walking suspensively through doorways while a never ending high-pitched static sound plays in the background (PS, be prepared to have a ringing in your ears for upwards of an hour after the movie), then damn, be my guest. If you're looking for a good horror movie, might I recommend: Suspiria, The Thing, Carrie, The Exorcist, or Christ, anything but this. Honestly, I wish she would have gone through with the suicide in the beginning of the movie. Would have saved me an hour and a half, and probably some brain cells. 1/10.
Review of Lovely Molly
