Assassin's Bullet (I) (2012)
1/10
Pure crap...
19 July 2012
Warning: Spoilers
Okay so it pretty much starts out this chic walking into a place and taking everyone out. I'm not even going to go into all the errors in this particular scene. Suffice to say, at least 1 of the people she 'killed' would not have even been in critical condition upon arrival of paramedics. Then we go on into some plot of the movie. What's the plot? I don't even know, they don't really tell you at this point, it's like you're now watching a completely different movie. Then it goes back to the chic, she buys a rifle. Okay let's set aside that she buys a rifle that is way overpowered for the shot she plans to take later, and let's set aside that she has no spotter for the shot. She gets there, the guy is making a bomb from some C4. Sure, okay, we'll go with that. Somehow the dog can tell she's there from across a lake placing her at least 800 metres from the target. I don't know what kind of super dog this is but I wish I had one. Then the guy goes to do his daily prayer. She's supposed to be a cold-blooded killer, yet she hesitates. Then, when she *does* finally shoot him... once again like in the first scene, a wound to the upper right shoulder. Anatomy 101 fellas, there is nothing fatal there. *Maybe* if it was his left shoulder, she could have possibly hit an artery, but no. Then she says in some cheesy accent 'No witnesses' and shoots the dog (who is still somehow aware of her precise location). Seriously, does the dog know sign language? What was the point? I turned the movie off here and could not watch this crap any further. If you spent any kind of money on the viewing of this film then I'm sorry that my review (as well as some others) did not make it to you in time to warn you. If not? Well just highlight the file and delete it and empty your recycle bin. Crap of this magnitude should not be allowed to exist. Come on Hollywood, if you're going to bother spending money to make movies and complain when they get stolen, maybe people would feel better about paying for them if they were actually worth watching.
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