This review will contain spoilers! I am going to do this a bit differently, I will simply post some notes i jotted down while watching.
00:16 Why does the film start with a screaming girl with a knife in her hands?
1:11 So, they are all driving black Scodas to the house with plenty of "scary" background music for no reason.
05:40 These people are all utterly unsympathetic.
09:04 This is completely engaging.
13:11 they are trying to establish some characters - and failing, the dialog doesn't get through to me at all.
16:17 He is leaving the group in a horror film, he' so dead
16:39 Will there be blood coming out of the faucet?
16:52 Nope, but there was a jump scare in the mirror.
23:17 Unnecessary nudity, my favorite kind.
32:55 Whatsherface has been killed but I just don't care. Im just bothered by the murky lighting, why don't they turn on the lights?
34:53 It took them this long to think about looking for the staff?
42:05 The scary killer ghost is doing almost nothing so the filmmakers are trying to establish some secondary conflict - which comes off as too forced.
42:35 Doorknobs are not interesting enough to warrant being zoomed in on.
43:36 Dark hair girl (I guess her character has a name but I don't care) is a real jerk.
43:57 The doctor guy is such a wuss.
48:50 Wait what, if all the lights are out, how come that one is still on?
49:17 Unnecessary dramatic sound effect
52:31 Hw does she suddenly know so much?
1:02:12 They are actually managing to build up some tension, also they've got a god Schrödingsers cat thing going on.
1:06:54 This pep talk is lame.
1:10:50 There is surprisingly little snow for a snow storm.
1:14:38 Dramatic moment fails due to lack of investment in the characters.
1:16:24 I never knew getting stabbed in the shoulder could be deadly.
1:19:24 Movie is not worthy of summing up monologue
So there you have it. Generally speaking, Nine Lives is an engaging film about unsympathetic characters.
00:16 Why does the film start with a screaming girl with a knife in her hands?
1:11 So, they are all driving black Scodas to the house with plenty of "scary" background music for no reason.
05:40 These people are all utterly unsympathetic.
09:04 This is completely engaging.
13:11 they are trying to establish some characters - and failing, the dialog doesn't get through to me at all.
16:17 He is leaving the group in a horror film, he' so dead
16:39 Will there be blood coming out of the faucet?
16:52 Nope, but there was a jump scare in the mirror.
23:17 Unnecessary nudity, my favorite kind.
32:55 Whatsherface has been killed but I just don't care. Im just bothered by the murky lighting, why don't they turn on the lights?
34:53 It took them this long to think about looking for the staff?
42:05 The scary killer ghost is doing almost nothing so the filmmakers are trying to establish some secondary conflict - which comes off as too forced.
42:35 Doorknobs are not interesting enough to warrant being zoomed in on.
43:36 Dark hair girl (I guess her character has a name but I don't care) is a real jerk.
43:57 The doctor guy is such a wuss.
48:50 Wait what, if all the lights are out, how come that one is still on?
49:17 Unnecessary dramatic sound effect
52:31 Hw does she suddenly know so much?
1:02:12 They are actually managing to build up some tension, also they've got a god Schrödingsers cat thing going on.
1:06:54 This pep talk is lame.
1:10:50 There is surprisingly little snow for a snow storm.
1:14:38 Dramatic moment fails due to lack of investment in the characters.
1:16:24 I never knew getting stabbed in the shoulder could be deadly.
1:19:24 Movie is not worthy of summing up monologue
So there you have it. Generally speaking, Nine Lives is an engaging film about unsympathetic characters.