Review of Slayer

Slayer (2006 TV Movie)
1/10
This movie is 20 years too late
6 June 2011
Back in 1983 before the Lethal Weapons and Die Hard that rogue cop action adventure was the bell of the straight to video market. Back before our TV was filled with modern soldiers and civilian contractors running around with the latest hi-speed hi-tech gear you could get away with a movie like this. First off using CGI gunshots sticks out like a turd in a punch bowl, you might as well have the actors shout pew-pew. So the movie opens up with Kevin Grevioux (the big black were-wolf from Underworld) and Casper Van Dien of Starship troopers slumming around in Tiger stripe camouflage and platoon era military Alice gear (not assault vests). Not in under armor t-shirts and 5.11 tactical gear. Vampires attack them and apparently even though they're in the jungle this high-speed military unit know-one brought a machete. Like said I couldn't finish the film because of the bad special effects. However remember last time the two stars were dealing with UV-ray bullets, and sci-fi laser assault bugs. Do not watch.
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