I was hoping I could give this movie a negative star review, but I'll have to settle for a one-star rating. I'm sure the director wanted to make this Gothic-tinged succubus/vampire movie that was a metaphor for addiction. Instead, the characters were unlikable and unbelievable, the script was laughable, and the acting was awful. No, I take that back. The entire movie was awful. Not, gee, this is obviously low-budget awful. Not, I see they're going for campy horror movie awful. No, this movie was made with such a pretentious air of incompetence that it made the crap Uwe Boll makes look like ground-breaking cinema. If you liked this movie, you need to watch a better grade of movie.
To balance this review, I guess I should say something nice about my viewing experience. The sofa I sat on was soft...
To balance this review, I guess I should say something nice about my viewing experience. The sofa I sat on was soft...