I'm astonished this movie was ever made!! I would rather have surgery on my crotch than watch this again!! Billy Zane is a really good actor, why the hell did he agree to do this?? The dialog is complete crap- one scene really stands out for me.... Billy Zane cheated on his wife with a busty whore/skank that writes lame songs for him- she sends him a provocative picture in the mail, he looks at the picture and starts dirty dancing and OPENLY speaking about the things he wants to do to her not noticing his wife behind him who hears everything. He is startled by her and I swear his exact excuse is " Don't ever sneak up on me while Im practicing my stadium moves". I feel cheated out of 2 hours of my life, whatever you do- stay away from this movie!!!! I see the estimated budget on this film was $1,600,00.00, is this a joke? They would have been better off putting all that money in a paper bag, setting it on fire, then dropping it in a river. I would rather take a baseball bat, wrap it with barb wire, and shove it up my own ass than watch this again!!! Oh, and here is a spoiler-- Billy Zane dies at the end- ironically, you will wish you were dead too!!! thank you, goodnight
Review of Blue Seduction
