Review of The Keeper

The Keeper (I) (2009)
5/10
"The Keeper" Earns Its Keep
17 September 2010
Warning: Spoilers
"Sweepers" director Keoni Waxman keeps the serviceable Steven Seagal thriller "The Keeper" from bogging down in "Con Express" scenarist Paul A. Birkett's formulaic but entertaining yarn. An honest L.A.P.D. detective, who has been put-out-to-pasture, serves as a bodyguard for one of his oldest friends in Texas after an attempt is made to kidnap his friend's adult daughter. Obviously, Waxman and Birkett must have seen Seagal's second theatrical release "Hard to Kill" about a cop who gets shot, winds up in a coma for seven years, and then makes a miraculous recovery to take down the dudes that did him dirty. The rest of the story concerns our hero's efforts a la "The Bodyguard" to protect a woman from evil kidnappers who want to use her to extort millions from her father.

Roland Salinger (Steven Seagal) and his partner Trevor (Brian Keith Gamble of "Felon") stumble onto about $20-million of illicit drug money after they blast a room full of villains to death. Trevor wants to appropriate the dough. He claims that nobody will care. Appropriately, Roland is surprised by his partner's attitude. He is more surprised when Trevor puts two slugs through his chest. Unfortunately for Trevor, he doesn't finish the job. Nevertheless, Trevor is so certain that Roland is kaput that he calls in a 911 "an officer down" alert. Imagine Trevor's considerable shock when he learns later from a uniformed cop on the scene that Roland has a pulse. Trevor decides to finish off Roland at the hospital. Before Trevor walks into Roland's room, Roland's niece enters and inquires about her uncle's condition. Roland steals a revolver from his niece's purse while she is looking the other way and talking to a nurse. At this point, nobody knows for sure that Roland will recover from his wounds. Roland conceals the firearm under his hospital gown. After his niece leaves, Trevor slips into the room and tries to suffocate Roland with a pillow Imagine Trevor's surprise when the indestructible Roland plugs him twice. The way that Waxman and Birkett set up and pay off this scene is as adequate as Roland's stamina is remarkable.

Gradually, Roland recovers his lethal skills. Waxman turns Roland's recovery into a montage of our hero slinging knives into a board. Naturally, as Roland recuperates, the knives hit the board and stick in it instead of bouncing off it or other knives. Although Roland makes a miraculous recovery, the L.A.P.D. mandates that he take early retirement. Not long afterward one of Roland's best friends who he calls "a stand-up guy," Conner Wells (Stephen DuVall of "Driven to Kill"), asks him to act as a bodyguard for Nikita Wells (Liezl Carstens of "Jordan") his party-hardy daughter. Earlier, Nikita and her obnoxious boyfriend, Mason "The Storm" Silver (Arron Shiver of "Swing Vote"), were leaving a party when a group of assailants posing as paparazzi surrounded Nikita's limo and opened fire on her bodyguard, Jorge (Tomas Sanchez of "MacGruber"), killing him in a brief firefight in an underground garage. One of the first clues that Mason is a villain occurs when he gets out of the limo to talk to the paparazzi and then flees to hide in a corner of the garage as they try to kidnap Nikita. Of course, Nikita doesn't realize what an obnoxious jerk that Mason is or that he is a part of a conspiracy to abduct her. What nobody knows is that Mason is tied in with Conner's old nemesis, career criminal Jason Cross (Luce Rains of "Appaloosa"), who wants to steal the deeds to all of Wells' real estate holdings. Indeed, Mason has been trying to arrange things so that Conner's men can kidnap her Nikita. Eventually, we learn that uranium has been discovered on Connor's depleted oil well lands and the avaricious Cross wants the property. During this second quarter of the film, Waxman cross-cuts between Roland's recovery and Nikita's botched abduction. Indeed, Waxman does an adequate job of pacing the action and preparing us for what inevitably lies ahead.

Nothing incredibly surprising occurs in "The Keeper," but it is always fun to watch Seagal decimate the opposition. The shoot-outs are sufficiently bloody and brutal, and Liezl Carstens qualifies as a sympathetic by flighty heroine. Waxman plays everything pretty straightforward, and Seagal doesn't utter any ironic one-liners. Seagal's varies his dialogue delivery between urban funkiness to a whispered business-like rasp. This doesn't necessarily mean that Seagal gives a flawed performance. There are times when he speaks the lingo of those around. Later, when he ends up in Texas, he doesn't make with the funky dialect. The close-quarters combat scenes are edited so that everything occurs so rapidly that you may miss a punch or two if you aren't looking. The sequence in the hospital when the nurses are rushing Roland into surgery is rather well-done in terms of angles and coverage. "The Keeper" is not as much fun as "Urban Justice," but it surpasses many of the martial arts star's earlier straight-to-video releases where his voice was dubbed in by other actors.
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