Bitch Slap (2009)
1/10
I have enjoyed dental procedures more than this movie. (contains very vague spoilers)
17 September 2010
Warning: Spoilers
While I cannot say with certainty whether this is the worst film ever made, I am sure that it is the worst movie I've ever seen. It's like a porno with no sex, a satire with no wit. It is sexist, racist, and utterly charmless. The premise is stupid, the twists trite and unoriginal, and the dialogue stupid, trite, and unoriginal. The credits are clever. This is the only compliment I have. I have enjoyed dental procedures more than this movie.

I don't understand the writers' and director's aim in making this film. From the ridiculous plot, the vapid dialogue, the gratuitous breast shots, and the inevitable lesbian hookups, you'd think it was supposed to be a porno. But there's never any graphic sex. And then I thought, maybe it's supposed to be a satire. But it isn't funny or ironic. This film is literally so awful that I am just baffled not only that a studio funded it -- and it looks like it had a fairly decent budget -- but that so many people worked on this film and no one ever stopped to notice that everything about it was horrible. I'm just baffled.
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