I usually get through ten minutes of these movies before I am ready to write my review, but this time it took only five.
The so-called "frost giant" is the typical SyFy low-grade CGI Saturday night monster that kills indiscriminately until it is in turn killed. At least this time around the monster doesn't kill by neatly bisecting bodies. This one is a freezer. The characters it freezes are the typical two-dimensional shallow malcontent over-dramatic idiots.
Boring, boring, boring. And then it gets really boring. And then it bores you to death. The pseudoscience and faux history don't help much either. It's too bad they get actors like Dean Cain to do this sort of thing. I really feel sorry for the actors. Can't these guys make enough money off their good movies and TV shows to span these dry spells?
Oh well
The so-called "frost giant" is the typical SyFy low-grade CGI Saturday night monster that kills indiscriminately until it is in turn killed. At least this time around the monster doesn't kill by neatly bisecting bodies. This one is a freezer. The characters it freezes are the typical two-dimensional shallow malcontent over-dramatic idiots.
Boring, boring, boring. And then it gets really boring. And then it bores you to death. The pseudoscience and faux history don't help much either. It's too bad they get actors like Dean Cain to do this sort of thing. I really feel sorry for the actors. Can't these guys make enough money off their good movies and TV shows to span these dry spells?
Oh well