Miss March (2009)
1/10
Why Do They Still Make Such Terrible Movies?
28 May 2010
Warning: Spoilers
By the looks of the trailer last year, I thought it was going to be a fun movie. Still I had my hopes down because these kinds of films don't always reach expectations. I rented the movie a couple of days back and I only laughed at a couple of scenes at the beginning. The rest was boring and not even worth watching, except the last 20 minutes where a 'playmate of the year' comes in the Playboy Mansion. This is the most dumbest and ridiculous movie of the genre I have ever seen. After watching this I wanted to start doing drugs, smoke, etc. Will you guys stop giving such dumb movies 5 stars please? This film makes 'Van Wilder 3: Freshman Year' look Oscar worthy. And I laughed a lot more in Van Wilder 3 (which I found not to be that good) than I did in this excuse for a movie.

Eugene Bell (Zach Cregger) is a high school student who believes that one has to abstain from sex till they find their soul-mate. His girlfriend, Cindi Whitehall (Raquel Alessi) who is also a virgin doesn't believe that and makes a pact with him to have sex on prom night. His best friend Tucker Cleigh (Trevor Moore) doesn't have any respect for women and always trash talking them. However he has a found a girl, Candace (Molly Stanton) who loves him despite all his flaws, but he doesn't even consider her his girlfriend. On prom night, to decrease his fear about sex, Eugene drinks too much, falls down the stairs and goes into a coma which lasts for 4 years. When he wakes up, only Tucker visits him regularly and all the others have abandoned him. And to his horror Cindi is now a playboy model. They go on a roadtrip to the Playboy mansion to find out why she left Eugene.

Apparently Cindi is sexy enough to be a playboy model! I don't care about that, but this is a very disgusting movie. The lead characters are very very unlikeable. One girl is a psycho who has control over the firemen of all the different states under her. I dislike fart jokes, I can tolerate one or two in a movie. But in this they go a step behind and do sh it jokes. They even display it graphically which is vomit-inducing. One time is OK, but they do it repeatedly and cruelly. I only wanted to watch it for the playboy model, she was very hot and the mansion. But it turns out they only play a part in the climax. The secondary characters are downright unlikeable - the firemen, the Russian lesbians, the doctor and the nurse, Horsedick.mpeg (his climax is like, yuck). Anyway, don't bother with this. IMDb users are way too liberal with this one. I have given only one film a 1 rating till now on IMDb, this film deserves even lower than an 1. If you will excuse me, I have to go drown myself now for watching this garbage.

1/10
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