I know Billy Bob Thornton has played this type of role before, a la Bad Santa, but a lot of people won't care, because they go to the movies to be entertained, right? Although Woodcock's engagement to this poor kid's mom wasn't really necessary, it doesn't diminish my enjoyment of the picture. I would of preferred something unexpected. Basically, Susan Sarandon isn't given anything to do other than get caught in the middle of this feud, or more specifically, war. She's just cashing in a paycheck. If you're looking for anything remotely realistic, this movie is not for you. When Mr. Woodcock pushes an old man (in a wheelchair), into the pool, you know this is one screwed-up gym teacher.
*** out of ****
*** out of ****