3/10
Perhaps dbborroughs' review is right that it is better in Italian, but the American version is pure crap.
11 March 2010
Warning: Spoilers
In the late 1950s and through the 1960s, an odd sort of film became very popular--Italian strong-man tales set during the classical period. The characters were usually named Hercules, Maciste, Ursus or Samson--and often, due to HORRIBLE dubbing, the same movie might be dubbed so poorly that in one version he's Samson and in another he's Hercules. It seems that the names weren't really that important, nor was the dubbing. What was important is that, at the time, it was cheap to make films in Italy and with some less than expert dubbing, you could sell the film to many different markets...and people, surprisingly, came to see the films even though most of them are pretty terrible. If you see this particular one, you might think it's among the worst--it isn't. In fact, it's pretty typical of the crappy strong-man films.

Like so many of these films, a foreign guy stars as the strong dude. However, Reg Park hails from the UK and South Africa--most of these men were Americans in these films. I assume back in those days, Italian men must have been pretty wimpy, because they didn't just use Italian leading men for these roles! Most of the leads were body builders in real life (Park had been Mr. Universe--though I doubt if other planets sent representatives to the competition).

As for the plot, this one involves an insane and power-mad queen (also a pretty typical plot--it's the third film like this I've seen and I've only seen about 8 or 10 of the films). And, like the others, she had designs on taking over the entire world and serves an evil god. However, Hercules and his buddy Androcles don't know this--all they know is that they are on a rather pathetic expedition (with practically no men--just a rag-tag group that includes a midget and Herc's son who is a stowaway). The journey is prompted after some soothsayer announces that there is a threat from an army overseas. And, of course this takes our friends to the evil queen--who rules in Atlantis!! The evil queen has three goals. First, to kill her own daughter and anyone else if the mood strikes--including her own henchmen (good henchman are hard to come by--this seems very wasteful). Second, to take over the world. Third, to see if what's inside Hercules' tunic is of Olympian proportions!! It's a pretty standard cliché that the evil queens ALWAYS want a piece of the Herc-meister! Hercules' goal is to find his friend Androcles. Once he does, oddly, Andy doesn't recognize him and even tries to kill him. I'd much prefer if he'd tried to kill the midget. I am NOT anti-midget, but this guy (like the dumb satyr or 'goat boy' from the awful Hercules cartoons of the same era) was just annoying--mostly because his dubbed voice was so dreadful. Eventually, after LOTS of fighting, the city of Atlantis is destroyed by an exploding volcano--and THAT'S how the lost city apparently became lost.

Overall, the dubbing was by far the worst part of the film. However, the costumes, sets and action were all pretty lame. In particular, I loved the lameness (or is it 'lamitude'?) of the reptile man who attacked Herc on the first island he came to in the movie. It's so dumb you can't help but laugh. My score of 3 is probably way too generous...but compared to many others in the genre, believe me, it could be MUCH worse (such as "Maciste Vs. the Moon Men"). Perhaps it's good for a laugh, but make sure not to watch too many of these films--your brain probably can't take THAT much!
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