This is a warning to all the other elderly people who thought they were getting a nice, relaxed romantic comedy when they sat down to watch the misleading-named "Ice Spiders." This is not a walk through the charming world of ice carving, as I had hoped. No, this thriller set off my pacemaker and almost killed me through pure adrenaline. One of the most fantastically heart-pounding films of the last half century by far.
Patrick Muldoon is a heartthrob and nearly impregnated my infertile wife just through sheer testosterone levels exuding from the television. There should really be a warning of some sort for that kind of thing. Also, I read later that his female co-star and even some of the spiders were impregnated too.
My children continue to tell me that the movie is "fake" but that hasn't helped me sleep for the past six weeks. I have recently been released from the hospital after being tenuously convinced that ice spiders are not real. Unfortunately, I live next to a ski resort (which is also next to a secret lab) and I'm pretty sure I've heard spider mating calls recently. I know what they sound like thanks to the movie. (spoiler) I've started carrying fire extinguishers with me, as I know that they are the most generally accepted form of giant spider protection. I hope to recover from the trauma someday.
Patrick Muldoon is a heartthrob and nearly impregnated my infertile wife just through sheer testosterone levels exuding from the television. There should really be a warning of some sort for that kind of thing. Also, I read later that his female co-star and even some of the spiders were impregnated too.
My children continue to tell me that the movie is "fake" but that hasn't helped me sleep for the past six weeks. I have recently been released from the hospital after being tenuously convinced that ice spiders are not real. Unfortunately, I live next to a ski resort (which is also next to a secret lab) and I'm pretty sure I've heard spider mating calls recently. I know what they sound like thanks to the movie. (spoiler) I've started carrying fire extinguishers with me, as I know that they are the most generally accepted form of giant spider protection. I hope to recover from the trauma someday.