What's the best way to end a nice girls's evening with nice dinner and wine? A great movie, right? Yes. But this doesn't qualify - at all.
We were tricked by the cover - what has been said earlier is so very true. It looks to be interesting, if not all that great or innovating, but doesn't even live up to that. I'm quite sure that this movie wouldn't even had passed any sort of exam in a director's academy, at all. Basically, they've hired a retarded American porn star model to do bad voice over bits over the same frames of an equally retarded German porn star with a fetish for dolls and horrible German singing over and over and OVER again.
The entire 'are you a witch' part had so much potential, and actually had my friend and I going for the first 10 seconds or so, but then just becomes tiresome and repetitive, except for the part where anything interesting happens: you get to see a blond girl's tits. Seriously, that's the only interesting part of it - right up until the part where the frame is repeated for the fifth time...
I am so fricking proud of my friend and I that we even sat through the entire thing. We've really tested our patience.
I'm going back to the video place tomorrow and telling them to watch the movie themselves - then they won't be able to even consider continuing to charge people to see it.
We were tricked by the cover - what has been said earlier is so very true. It looks to be interesting, if not all that great or innovating, but doesn't even live up to that. I'm quite sure that this movie wouldn't even had passed any sort of exam in a director's academy, at all. Basically, they've hired a retarded American porn star model to do bad voice over bits over the same frames of an equally retarded German porn star with a fetish for dolls and horrible German singing over and over and OVER again.
The entire 'are you a witch' part had so much potential, and actually had my friend and I going for the first 10 seconds or so, but then just becomes tiresome and repetitive, except for the part where anything interesting happens: you get to see a blond girl's tits. Seriously, that's the only interesting part of it - right up until the part where the frame is repeated for the fifth time...
I am so fricking proud of my friend and I that we even sat through the entire thing. We've really tested our patience.
I'm going back to the video place tomorrow and telling them to watch the movie themselves - then they won't be able to even consider continuing to charge people to see it.