The Hard Corps (2006 Video)
1/10
Only bother if you actually hate yourself..
26 October 2007
Only one word can sum this movie up properly - ridiculous.

I found more meaning in any given Pauly Shore movie.

The acting can only be described as wooden, the script has more cheese than a dairy farm, and Van Moron is way past his prime...if he ever had one, that is.

Every single line of the script was one cliché after another, and there was no originality what so ever. The support cast, although they were clearly trying their very best, missed the mark completely. However, they cannot be blamed for the atrocious waste of time this movie turned out to be. I suppose that it is extremely hard work to attempt to take yourself seriously as an actor when you're given a project like 'The Hard Corps' to work on.

Each character is a ridiculous stereotype, the kind that you only find in made for TV movies or anything 'starring' Van Damme.

I do admit that this film will definitely appeal to the mindless, brain dead members of society who actually think that slow-mo fighting is the epitome of cool, but for the enthusiastic film fans out there who enjoy at least a tiny bit of intellectual stimulation - give it a miss.

In conclusion: DON'T BOTHER.
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