Absolute Zero (2006 TV Movie)
1/10
FilmCreature Reviews 'Absolute Zero'
17 June 2007
Warning: Spoilers
What a bad, bad movie. This movie is crap on every possible level. The acting and special effects are so bad, they literally made me and my mom laugh. For example, when one of the characters (a father) dies, the mother and the daughter never shed one tear, but when another character's boyfriend dies, the girlfriend is bawling. I'm sure Jeff Fahey and Erika Eleniak have done better work elsewhere, but here, they're characters are so emotionless and wooden, it's hard to see why they would want to save themselves!

I suppose I should explain the laughable "plot", I think it's something about the Earth turning around and freezing people or something like that. Oh, what the heck, why am I even telling you this? This movie is a complete waste of time. The fact that you are reading this review means you are interested in this film, which means you are stupid. You do not want to be stupid, so do not see this movie.

An abomination. 1 shifting planet out of 10.
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