The best part about this movie is that plot-wise it is obviously for 12 year old boys, yet there is a stunningly built man prancing around in a tiny loin cloth the entire time. As a woman, I have no problem with that at all, but I wonder exactly who this was originally marketed for, because quite frankly, the movie is terrible! The ONLY thing it truly has going for it is that man's beautiful body. Perhaps the 12 year old boys' mothers were attending with them! Another thing I truly enjoyed is that to summon the eagle, he has to let out a freaky totally unannounced shriek, yet he can call the ferrets and the L'Oreal blackened tiger entirely through telepathy. All in all, I think that it is an entirely worthwhile giant piece of crap. So bad it's good!
Review of The Beastmaster
