Skeleton Man (2004 TV Movie)
1/10
????
22 June 2006
What just happened on TV? The theme of the this crap is some weirdo who wears a skull mask and a torn velvet cape like Skeletor, lives in a jungle, rides a horse by day and walks at night... and sometimes moves through, well, tele-portation and yes, he loves to kill people with arrows and a sword.

And people love to get killed by him. A girl who's a combat instructor or something confronts him with a gun but never shoots. Instead she shouts out something to another guy and gets killed. The Skeleton-Man also kills military guys in a hidden army lab, a rescue team with cute girls, destroys a helicopter by shooting arrow and booms up a truck in some highway -- all in his jungle, all by himself.

The characters in this story speak lines like "Over here", "He went through here...", "There he is!" or "I need back-up" most of the times and that is the screenplay. There's a crap of story, laughable visual effects and lots of red liquids spattering out.

And these things are being shown on television all over the world. I'm utterly disgusted.
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