OK, so I wasn't expecting anything brilliant from a sci-fi channel original picture. After all, this is the same channel that brought us Pterodactyl and Sabretooth. But this movie was just bad. Not even funny-bad like Sabretooth, but just bad.
This movie lacked all of the funny and interesting ways for unnecessary characters to die. I don't need good acting or a particularly good story. Just some funny death scenes and minimally corny dialogue.
And for god sake, they got the guy from Parker Lewis Can't Lose to play the lead? What, Antonio Sabato Jr. or Richard Grieco wasn't available? There are B-list actors and then C-list actors.... and then there's the guy who played Parker Lewis in a failed sitcom.
My recommendation: Rent Sabretooth instead.
This movie lacked all of the funny and interesting ways for unnecessary characters to die. I don't need good acting or a particularly good story. Just some funny death scenes and minimally corny dialogue.
And for god sake, they got the guy from Parker Lewis Can't Lose to play the lead? What, Antonio Sabato Jr. or Richard Grieco wasn't available? There are B-list actors and then C-list actors.... and then there's the guy who played Parker Lewis in a failed sitcom.
My recommendation: Rent Sabretooth instead.