Review of Skeleton Man

Skeleton Man (2004 TV Movie)
5/10
Why the hell did he steal that truck???
12 February 2006
For the most time it was like a "Predator" for much less fastidious ones. The rest of the movie was just a bunch of scenes, tied together only by characters, one can say. We can see a group of soldiers on an undercover mission and vicious Skeleton Man. Who is hunting who? Guess! One thing that this movie provides us with when it comes to the main characters group and "Predator" didn't are 4 not bad looking girls with mean guns. But the rest... We see that female soldier hiding behind a branch, then walking somewhere, then again behind that branch. All they do is just walking... and walking... Sure, they are looking for something. But sometimes it feels like even director didn't know what is it. And again, those scenes completely without any trace of sense... If you manage to stand half of this movie, you will witness a scene with grand theft truck. Why the hell did he do that?? You will ask many questions like that after seeing this. I think 2 quotes of one of the characters sum this movie up pretty well. "It makes no sense" and my personal favorite "Whatever you do, don't fall asleep" So why did I give this movie 5 stars? Because I just love this kind of low-budget, silly-story and sense-lacking flicks! It have no suspense whatsoever, no sense, it's badly acted (yet I liked Rooker), special effects are like taken from a movie made 30-40 years ago, it shows no logic in what characters do, scenes are packed together in a box, mixed and showed at random. It's really, really bad. And still I had my fun watching it. If you're into this kind of movies, so will you.
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