Frosty Returns (1992 TV Movie)
1/10
Snowy pile? More like jump into a steamy pile!
17 December 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Seriously, who thought up this turd? I can not stand this Christmas special, Johnaton Winters? Who the hell is that? John Goodman? Okay, he's a little good in it, but when he starts singing, god, I love the mute button then.

What I really hate is that HE CAN TAKE THE HAT OFF! This is Frosty for god sakes! He needs the hat to live! Live I tell you! What makes him immune to that in this "movie"? Bad script writers I say.

The movie revolves around this creepy old man creating snow removal in a can. Frosty gets scarred, and he and Holly set off on an "adventure" to save the Winter Festival.

Okay, wait just a sec, this movie is supposed to be a Christmas movie, but, they NEVER MENTION Christmas AT ALL! Its movies like this that ruin Christmas for the rest of us. I really hope that the creators of this got coal in their stocking that year. Hopefully for the rest of their lives.

The ending of this pile? Frosty saves the day, get this, BY SINGING! God, I'm just glad that it's over.

One out of ten. Just plain bad.
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