Nine Lives (2002 Video)
1/10
The worst film I've seen in years.
11 March 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Stereotypic characters which made me ashamed to be British (I was watching the film abroad), hackneyed premise, unbelievable plot. Horror films work when you want people to survive. My final regret, therefore, was that they didn't all die. Only good news was that Paris Hilton gets killed off quickly, not I hope because she had another film set to go to. By the time she dies, Paris has stripped to her knickers, (shot from the back), and therefore exhausted her acting ability.

As for comments such as those of the guy, who wrote 'the return of British horror?' all I can say is 'don't agents ever feel shame'? Sure 'Nine lives' was a horror, but only to those people who still dream of a British film industry that makes good films. When will the people who finance British films realise that we don't all want to see films made by public school boys about their old school mates?
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