Foppish, upper-class priss Dorian Gray as a super hero? Immortal or not, this is just idiocy.
And since when was Mina Harker a vampire? When did that happen? Last I heard, she was a very intelligent, forward thinking Victorian woman who had the intellectual mettle to collaborate with Dr. Van Helsing in destroying Dracula.
But now I'm told that such a talent doesn't measure up to Hollywood standards. For some reason probably only understood by money-teat sucking Hollywood gangsters noshing on deli, Harker is a vampire.
The Plague of Ordinary Neanderthals...now that would be a movie!
Sincerely,
Musidora
And since when was Mina Harker a vampire? When did that happen? Last I heard, she was a very intelligent, forward thinking Victorian woman who had the intellectual mettle to collaborate with Dr. Van Helsing in destroying Dracula.
But now I'm told that such a talent doesn't measure up to Hollywood standards. For some reason probably only understood by money-teat sucking Hollywood gangsters noshing on deli, Harker is a vampire.
The Plague of Ordinary Neanderthals...now that would be a movie!
Sincerely,
Musidora