Spare yourself the pain - DO NOT EVER WATCH THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A MOVIE. It's not scary, it's not interesting, it's not atmospheric, it's just BORING! I had to honestly turn it off and leave the room for a few hours before I could continue watching, or else I'd have just fallen asleep. MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD.
The narrator has as much emotional range as a brick, the acting is wooden and unconvincing, the characters are unlikable net-junkies, the music is twing-twang inbred banjo-pickin' and the ENDING??? I have NEVER seen an ending that is quite as terrible as this.
*MAJOR SPOILER (but read on anyways, it'll save you the torment of watching the whole thing)*
The narrator did it! Yes, the monotonous boring geek from the beginning of the film, the one who's giving the voice-over all the way through. The one you wished would get an axe-to-the-face within the first 10 seconds of the movie... is the murderer. He somehow went out into the woods, and kills them all. Why? Who knows? Do we care? I don't. The ending was clearly a highschool competition-entry for a contest entitled "Our movie sucks so much - but how can we make it worse???"
I hired this celluloid monstrosity out for free as part of the Blockbuster 3-for-2 offer... and I STILL feel ripped off.
Bloodsport 4, Blair Witch 2, Bless the Child and Bloodsurf are the only movies I've ever witnessed that are as physically painful to watch as this... this, this THING!
The narrator has as much emotional range as a brick, the acting is wooden and unconvincing, the characters are unlikable net-junkies, the music is twing-twang inbred banjo-pickin' and the ENDING??? I have NEVER seen an ending that is quite as terrible as this.
*MAJOR SPOILER (but read on anyways, it'll save you the torment of watching the whole thing)*
The narrator did it! Yes, the monotonous boring geek from the beginning of the film, the one who's giving the voice-over all the way through. The one you wished would get an axe-to-the-face within the first 10 seconds of the movie... is the murderer. He somehow went out into the woods, and kills them all. Why? Who knows? Do we care? I don't. The ending was clearly a highschool competition-entry for a contest entitled "Our movie sucks so much - but how can we make it worse???"
I hired this celluloid monstrosity out for free as part of the Blockbuster 3-for-2 offer... and I STILL feel ripped off.
Bloodsport 4, Blair Witch 2, Bless the Child and Bloodsurf are the only movies I've ever witnessed that are as physically painful to watch as this... this, this THING!