watchstuff Review of Eden

Eden (1996)

If only someone could have pulled the plug out of the VCR

[1/10 · 29 June 2002]

SPOILERS!! Normally, I would never waste may time writing a review, however, I imagine if I can save even just one poor soul from this movie, my life will be of value. The entire movie appears to have been written as a high school project. There is absolutely no connection or fluidity of the scenes. One minute, "Dave" is french kissing his teacher's wife in front of his teacher. The next minute, "Dave" and his teacher are sharing a brewski at the kitchen table before another 180 degree turn of emotions occurs. There was not a scene that could not be predicted a mile away. When the teacher pulls the plug on his comatose wife, I only felt envy that she might be able to escape this movie's cruel grasp.