1/10
So bad that it was almost good
31 August 2003
Okay, first of all, my impression of the film was that... it was basically thrown together by several drunken script writers who didn't have enough material on each of their independent project. So they decided they'd put everything they've got together to make up the time.

Honestly, as you watch the film, you can identify the clear quality changes as well as mood changes. I found it hard to believe it was even directed by a single director. The story lacks emotions, performance, intelligence, believability, continuity, purpose, character... the list can go on. I give you one thing though, the film did have a professional look in terms of photography, but only at an average level.

Thing is though, despite being such a bad film, I did watch it throughout for one reason. I just wanted to find out what the script writer(s) came up with next. You can so blatantly tell that the writer just had a new idea at some point of the story, and forces it into the script and touches up the rest of the plot a little to justify it. Unfortunately while it was entertaining to see so much new material throughout the film, it just made the film fall apart even more. So I dunno, I found it fun as an experience, though I ain't sitting through it again unless I'm pointing and laughing at it with my friends next time it comes on TV.

The sex scenes, I didn't ignore them. Thing is, they were explicit, but they were... well since it's an 18 film... I dare say they're just s**t. The sex scene were badly composed and directed, lacking either the passion you see from love stories, or the energy in porn films. It was just crap, period.

The cast was completely wasted in this movie, including Bruce. Each character were linear and stereotyped, which failed each actor's better credited performances in films of their respective genres. I can just see the actors thinking "God this is the low point of my career, I thought that other film I did was s**t, but this tops it all."

So anyway, I'm sorry I can't stay focus in my review, cos the film was just all over the place so badly I guess... If you have the two hours with nothing better to do, yeah, it's fun to watch it for a laugh but keep the remote near. Just don't take this film seriously, cos it's an insult to your intelligence.
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