3 Ninjas (1992)
turtletaub on acid
2 October 2000
It is perfectly obvious that John turtletaub is the greatest living American director. People who have yet to acknowledge this are what we call "lacking" "up top".

A bit simple.

Their lives are empty and their houses smell. Three Ninjas is liquid Turtletaub, a seminal movie, perhaps lacking the intense emotional core of "The kid", but then even Turletaub on a slightly off-colour day kicks seven shades of excrement out of most directors whacking off on all cylinders. Watch it or I'll cut your arms off.
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