(Before seeing this movie)Uh oh, looks like mean IL' Jason Voorhees is off to slaughter more naughty teenagers. Wow this one's going to be predictable, but wait...He's in New York this time? Sweet! Voorhees is going to be running around hacking the fine citizens of this metropolis into something resembling a fine pate in no time.
(After seeing the movie)...This thing should have been called "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Sits on a Boat For the First 80 Minutes and Spends the Last 20 in New York" or simply "Jason on a Boat!" or perhaps maybe even "Avoid This Movie as if it Were Liquid Death with a Plague Chaser." I love bad movies, I don't know why, I just do. However, I cannot bring myself to enjoy such a worthless movie as this. I hated it, the first forty minutes of the movie I just wanted the damn boat to sink and kill everybody on board. Then Jason could walk on the bottom of the ocean, get to New York and give its loud-mouth citizens a taste of swamp justice. But no, instead they hand me, "Jason Sits on a Boat with his Thumb up his Anus Praying Something Cool will happen Part I."
Possibly the most misleading title ever. Don't see it unless you plan to get really, really wasted and cry like a wuss right after. This movie will eat your soul and laugh as you fade into oblivion. Spare yourselves and do not fall prey to my fate.
(After seeing the movie)...This thing should have been called "Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Sits on a Boat For the First 80 Minutes and Spends the Last 20 in New York" or simply "Jason on a Boat!" or perhaps maybe even "Avoid This Movie as if it Were Liquid Death with a Plague Chaser." I love bad movies, I don't know why, I just do. However, I cannot bring myself to enjoy such a worthless movie as this. I hated it, the first forty minutes of the movie I just wanted the damn boat to sink and kill everybody on board. Then Jason could walk on the bottom of the ocean, get to New York and give its loud-mouth citizens a taste of swamp justice. But no, instead they hand me, "Jason Sits on a Boat with his Thumb up his Anus Praying Something Cool will happen Part I."
Possibly the most misleading title ever. Don't see it unless you plan to get really, really wasted and cry like a wuss right after. This movie will eat your soul and laugh as you fade into oblivion. Spare yourselves and do not fall prey to my fate.