As a thriller, I'd rate this one a 2. But as a comedy it gets a 4! If you like razzing a movie, this is really a good target.
Alternate title, comedy: "101 Ways to Doom Yourself." (Not really)
Top 13 on the list:
1. Carry a gun with lions around; they seem to find it a capital offense to pack heat.
2. When lost, off-roading in an emergency, speed away from the road you came from, blindly through the trees, downhill.
3. And for God's sake, don't use the brakes.
4. When uncertain about the intentions of strangers, just split up -- especially if they are armed and have recently killed something.
5. When tracking man-eating lions, run wildly through the brush. The higher the brush, the better.
6. When maintaining morale in life-threatening situations, assert any authority you don't have to those around you.
7. When stranded, refrain from taking inventory; if you must do it, wait until at least three people have died.
8. When glass and metal aren't a strong enough blockades, use pillows.
9. Hot-wiring a car is unethical. Don't even think about it.
10. When driving through the desert, carry at most 1/8 of a bottle of water per person.
11. When running low on water in the desert, use only your hands to drink the rain. Never fill water bottles or other containers, unless the containers have a rustic feel that goes with the desert's aesthetic.
12. When traveling through vast, sparsely populated, potentially dangerous terrain, notify no one of your destination or whereabouts. In fact, don't even carry any long-range radio or satellite communications devices.
13. Oh, and scream a lot. It entertains the lions.
Alternate title, comedy: "101 Ways to Doom Yourself." (Not really)
Top 13 on the list:
1. Carry a gun with lions around; they seem to find it a capital offense to pack heat.
2. When lost, off-roading in an emergency, speed away from the road you came from, blindly through the trees, downhill.
3. And for God's sake, don't use the brakes.
4. When uncertain about the intentions of strangers, just split up -- especially if they are armed and have recently killed something.
5. When tracking man-eating lions, run wildly through the brush. The higher the brush, the better.
6. When maintaining morale in life-threatening situations, assert any authority you don't have to those around you.
7. When stranded, refrain from taking inventory; if you must do it, wait until at least three people have died.
8. When glass and metal aren't a strong enough blockades, use pillows.
9. Hot-wiring a car is unethical. Don't even think about it.
10. When driving through the desert, carry at most 1/8 of a bottle of water per person.
11. When running low on water in the desert, use only your hands to drink the rain. Never fill water bottles or other containers, unless the containers have a rustic feel that goes with the desert's aesthetic.
12. When traveling through vast, sparsely populated, potentially dangerous terrain, notify no one of your destination or whereabouts. In fact, don't even carry any long-range radio or satellite communications devices.
13. Oh, and scream a lot. It entertains the lions.