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6/10
6 Stars Is About Right - First Half? - Not Funny - Second Half? - Moderately Funny
13 March 2019
03/12/2019 Seth Macfarlane? Wrong guy for the job - never funny. Big name actor/actressess? - Big letdown. - Seldom if at all funny. Glad it's over and I wouldn't recommend this vulgar/crude movie to anyone. Charlize Theron - Beautiful as always. Bon Appetit
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Gone (I) (2012)
10/10
Amanda Seyfried Kidnapping/Abduction Movie - Absolute "PERFECTION"
12 March 2019
03/12/2019 Seldom do I get to watch a really great movie with such a well laid out storyline, then have it acted out (in this case by Amanda Seyfried) as if I were watching something real. She pulled it off, I Ab-So-Lute-Ly LOVED this movie. If you pass this by, you're crazy. It's as good as any intelligent viewer could ever hope to watch. Bon Appetit
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Masterminds (2015)
8/10
Light Hearted Fun Movie
12 March 2019
03/12/2019 An enjoyable fun movie to watch with a few laughs along the way. Watch for yourself and decide. Bon Appetit
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By the Gun (2014)
6/10
Pretend Killer Pretends To Be A Killer - Fairly Lame - Not Exciting - Just An Easy To Watch Movie
12 March 2019
03/12/2019 Watched it all, glad it's over. They chose the right guy for the lead, he looks like a poser and his acting was OK so he looked like one in this movie. Nothing earth shattering here, the ending was for me, the best part. Bon Appetit
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7/10
Francheska Eastwood Showcase - Clint's Lil' Girl - Hour Movie Stretched Into 2 Hours
12 March 2019
03/11/2019 Sexual laced cowboy movie intended to showcase Francesca Eastwood - daughter of Francis Fisher and Clint Eastwood. Not so good storyline, more like "Cowboys and Soft Porn" could have been the title. I especially liked the unrealistic part where Luke Wilson knows exactly where to look for the gold, down under granny's bloomers.
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Dom Hemingway (2013)
10/10
Crazy As Hell Good Movie - Jude Law Is Dom Hemmingway - Excellent Script - Exceptional Actors
12 March 2019
03/11/2019 It just couldn't have be done any better - PERFECT. Jude Law is nuts, funny, over the top loose cannon. I loved this movie. Definitely a 9 or 10 stars movie. Watch for yourselves and decide? Bon Appetit
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10/10
10 Year Old Movie - Still "GREAT" - Michael Jai White - Exceptional/Excellent Martial Artist/Actor
11 March 2019
03/11/20199 I've watched this movie several times through the years, it's still fresh and fun to watch. Excellent acting, reasonably realistic storyline. I definitely recommend this movie. Bon Appetit
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9/10
Definitely A Pretty Decent Movie - Remember It's Called A Movie Of "FICTION" Not Reality
11 March 2019
03/11/2019 Much better than the negative reviews lead you to believe. Gina Carano is a pretty good actress and so far delivers everything that should be expected from her. The writing, the script, the movies direction are NOT her responsibility. I like her movies including this one. Give it a go and decide for yourself. If you don't like it? ... dump it and go. Bon Appetit
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Hangman (II) (2017)
5/10
Alvin Patch-Eno - Cerial Killer Detective - Combination Sherlock Holmes & Macgyiver
10 March 2019
03/10/2019 Owl to hairdresser - Gimme da Pompadour. To the wardrobe lady - Gimme da Steven Segal all black, make -me-look-slim fat boy suit. Last minute to Owl from director - Wear your high heels runt and try to look taller/fluff that bald area Owl-Vin. An OK but dull unexciting movie, just to much detective and to little suspense/action. Why was Brittney Snow in the movie anyway? I was hoping that she'd get killed, Owl too. And the lead female police detective? Her acting really SUCKED. Take it or leave it, it won't matter. Bon Appetit
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8/10
It's OK, Just Not A Great Dolph Lundgren Movie
10 March 2019
03/09/2019 I watched every minute of it and no matter how good his acting is, he's just not very believable. The script for this production/the storyline was hodge podge with the kitchen sink thrown in for time filler. His female accomplice was about as believable as a dead dog standing in for her would be. She needs more acting lessons .... alot! Overall, I always want to like Dolph Lundgren movies but seldom do? I think he chooses action movies with poor storylines and crummy directors. Either way the movies still worth watching. Bon Appetit
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10/10
Great Acting - Child Friendly Storyline - Almost Real - Renamed: "Peter" Rabbit Goes Bad
9 March 2019
03/09/2019 Campy, Sick-O rabbit tail XX tale of food and fun. Perverted bunny prone to violence chases young females for food and little bunny fun. Lower unit exposed throughout this film. Small children may ask questions? Another title??? "Bad Bunny Plugs Campers". Anyway it's a good fun, really crazy movie ..... again, suitable for small children or old perverts? Sick-O's like myself will Love it. . Bon Appetit
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Revenge (II) (2017)
8/10
Dismiss The Negative Reviews, It's A Pretty Good Movie - Professional Actors - Reasonable Storyline
9 March 2019
03/09/2019 Yes it's flawed from an absolute reality standpoint but hey, it's fiction and the director has "creative license" to stretch his vision of truth. This was my second watch and I still enjoyed it all-over-again. Take a chance here, you'll be glad that you did when it's over. Bon Appetit
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4/10
John Claw-Duh Goes Bad - Not Only Is He A Drug Dealer, He Pretends To Be An Actor
8 March 2019
03/07/2019 He's taken senior citizen acting lessons from Nico-The_Ass Cage which teaches you how to count the $$$'s but makes you forget how to act. Lame acting throughout by all pretend actors involved. The old guys like Cage and Van Damme need to hang up their acting spurs or be sent off to the hamburger factory. They're decades past their prime. Lame storyline with bad acting, NOT a good movie. Glad it's over. Bon Appetit
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Cold Pursuit (2019)
10/10
Cold Pursuit Is Based On/Copied From The Movie - "In Order Of Dissapearance" (2014)
5 March 2019
03/05/2019 I've yet to see this movie but the original movie is titled "In Order Of Disappearance" or Kraftidioten (2014) Scandinavian title. The principle actor is Stellan Skarsgård (about as good an actor as you will find). That movie is full of suspense, drama and thriller combined. On a scale of 1 - 10? .... 20+ stars with ease - exceptional movie/perfection. I've already watched it at least 3 times and it's still absolutely great. I'll watch this new version soon. Bon Appetit
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Rage (2017)
8/10
Lou Ferrigno - Campy - The Acting & Action Are Hard To Describe - Lou Ferrigno
5 March 2019
03/04/2019 Lou's speech impediment has improved alot (8 stars for effort). His action scenes need a little? work even for a low budget B movie but all in all he's still one a hellofa man (check out those cantaloupe sized mits), after all, he still is "The Incredible Hulk". Good to see him in a movie. Fun watch. The pudgy bad guy was a bad directorial choice. Bon Appetit
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First Snow (2006)
9/10
A Lot Better Movie Than I Thought It Would Be Going In - I Definately Reccommend
5 March 2019
03/04/2019 The early part of the movie is the building of it's foundation for the later part. At one point Jimmy (Guy Pearce) appears to be paranoid about the possibility of his pending death. (a building suspense that viewers can relate to and intensifies) As the movie winds down the unknowns throughout start to clear up and the viewer is left to figure the rest of it out. It held me really tight so I definitely liked this movie and hope that it does the same for you. Bon Appetit
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Casino Royale (2006)
9/10
Fast Paced Action Movie - Larger Than Life
4 March 2019
03/04/2019 An enjoyable movie that stays in motion. My only complaint is that it's so over the top that similarity to anything real is impossible to imagine turning it into an almost comic book adventure. Bon Appetit
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10/10
One Of "THE BEST" Western Movies Ever
4 March 2019
03/03/2019 The only flaw in this movie is it's length, 3 hours is an hour to long, otherwise it's one of the best cowboy movies ever. Bon Appetit
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Dog Eat Dog (I) (2016)
4/10
Not Much Of A Movie - Virtually" NO" Storyline - Just A Cage & Dafoe Payday
3 March 2019
03/03/2019 It will hold your interest due to the non essential sub stories throughout. 1. The big girl & Dafoe 2. The police car Not much of a movie. Cage forces everyone to watch his James Cagney impressions - YOU SUCK Nick-O-Loser from yesteryear. Dafoe was pretty good. Bon Appetit
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Galveston (2018)
8/10
Excellent Movie - Perfect Acting - Non Thriller Storyline
3 March 2019
03/03/2019 Elle Fanning (a great young actress) and Ben Foster (top of the actors heap) are very lifelike/real in this simple "We're On The Run From The Bad Guys" movie. An uneventful yet easy to watch movie. Definitely recommended. For an exciting Ben Foster thriller/killer Bank Robbers movie watch "Hell or High Water" - SUPER DUPER Movie. Bon Appetit
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3/10
Pretty Bad - Lame To Non Existant Storyline
3 March 2019
03/02/2019 Not much here. Bad acting, SUK script, about as exciting as watching a big brown log go down the falls after you flush.
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4/10
NOT Believable - Adrian "Woody Woodpecker" Brodie Pecks Hole In Bank Vault
3 March 2019
03/02/20199 A poor performance by the bi-polar peckerhead. "Watch me cry, watch me smile and laugh, watch me cry all-over-again, as an angry cracker thuggie in yellow stained Huggies with lumps. He's a crum bumbly actor regardless of what character he plays. (never believable) The pretend director of this farce film should have used him as a lookout. With his hook-Ed face pecker he could have seen around corners without ever showing his fugly. Did I say? Adrien Brody really SUCKS? Well, he does! This movie is NOT even remotely believable.
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Heist (III) (2015)
7/10
A Pretty Good Movie - Just Not A Great Movie
2 March 2019
03/02/2019 A well laid out storyline played by some of the very best actors in Hollywood. Definitely an enjoyable movie that could have had been much better with more action and/or more suspense. Bon Appetit
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2/10
SUCKS! Narrator Never Shuts Up - Yak Yak Yak Yakety Yak Yakety Yak Yak Yak
1 March 2019
03/01/2019 This is a common movie with a narrator who "Will NOT Shut Up". The storyline? - About as lame as any movie can get and on overload with vulgarity. Big Time Actors? - Three Overpaid Turds from Tinseltown. I couldn't wait to get this loser behind me, I didn't even watch the last 10 minutes. Crummy pretend western. Again - This is a SUK Movie Bon Appetit
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6/10
A Decent Watch But Excitment FREE - Just A Simple Story Of Survival
1 March 2019
03/01/2019 A really simple storyline, uneventful with one exception that could have turned this movie into a survival/revenge movie. It didn't happen. Lackluster, bland nothing of value movie. The last 10 minutes were asinine, unexplainable. A one time watch only Bon Appetit ***For a great Ellen Page movie watch "HARD CANDY"
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