rodlaver-23823 Reviews

Field Freak (2016)

Wet Beaver Pest Patrol...

[7/10 · 10 June 2019]

Ew dad you stepped in sh-it!...Don't you touch my root beer!.....Who taught you how to throw like that? Mom did!...Nobody is going to bite anyone's di-ck off...Speaking of beaver's.....This time there was a lot of moaning......C'mon, it's a stupid comedy movie. What did you expect? I actually thought it was funny as hell....If you remotely liked this check out The Bigfoot Project....that was hilarious...

Kampout (2017)

Ok, I have to comment...

[1/10 · 10 June 2019]

I've commented on a few Bigfoot movies now, and I usually can appreciate low budget movies, especially about Bigfoot. This is the first Bigfoot movie so far that I actually had to ask, why in the hell did they waste time making this? A complete waste of time. I mean the Bigfoot costumes are just embarrassing. That blonde woman whose son got kidnapped while taking out the trash was ridiculous. Do cops in small rural towns just wear the badges clipped to their breast pocket like that? I usually like Clint Howard in movies but I just feel bad for him. I stopped after the 2 idiots got him on camera. That's enough for me. I just can't take the costumes anymore.

Something in the Woods (2015)

You have to understand....

[5/10 · 10 June 2019]

This isn't a movie that's supposed to have an original plot. It's an extremely low budget visualization of the events that supposedly happened at Copalis Beach, Or. Is every little detail of the place and time accurate? Nah. Would it have been easy to fix those issues? Sure...but take it for what it is. If you want a good retelling of the events go on Bob Gymlan's Youtube channel and check it out. I wish they'd do more low budget visualizations of reported events.

Hunting Grounds (2015)

Not much to it..I'll give a 2 because I actually felt bad for the Bigfoot's...

[2/10 · 10 June 2019]

I love Bigfoot movies...good ones from Harry and The Henderson's to weak one's like, well, The Hunting Grounds. Just nothing original about it. The story line, the Bigfoot costumes, the acting, just not very good. Is it hard to make anything original when it comes to Bigfoot movie's nowadays? Probably. But at least try. I watched The Hunting Grounds right after watching Primal Rage. Maybe that was the mistake. Although PR basically copied Predator in a lot of ways, I still thought it was an original idea when it came to Bigfoot movies. The costumes weren't bad at all. Save your time and watch PR, Exists, Big Legend, Stomping Ground, and there are some good documentaries on Amazon Prime Video and Netflix. There's a lot more Bigfoot movies on Prime to check out. I'm on to the next one.

Occupation (2018)

Just, no...

[2/10 · 7 January 2019]

I mean, come on guys. I completely get the feeling of patriotism some of you feel with this being an Aussie movie. Your country fighting back, seemingly convincing some grays to join you, with a handshake, in fighting their fellow occupiers. But let's be totally honest with each other here, the movie just wasn't very good. It wasn't. It wasn't original, it wasn't thought provoking, it wasn't convincing, it wasn't emotional, it wasn't necessary. I gave it a shot. I tried to like. I give it 2 stars for effort. If it makes you feel better, I apologize on behalf of America for Independence Day 2. And hey, Australia is still 2nd on my list for countries I want to visit and I know it's an American movie, but I loved Quigley Down Under.