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Evil Dead Rise (2023)
A roller coaster ride that you dont wanna get off
Im gonna keep this short. You really dont need an essay of long winded drivel on this movie as so many reviewers on here seem to do. So you're reading this wondering if the movie is worth watching and does it live up to the hype? Right? Well allow me to tell you yes it does as long as you go into this film knowing how the Evil Dead franchise works. Its basically as visceral and violent as all the others but for me it goes even further in the way its wonderfully filmed in almost shear darkness that sets the tone for the whole film.
Its blood packed super adreneline filled horror bliss that truly needs to be seen in the cinema in its true glory.
Go see it now, and see it again and again and again.
One Night in Istanbul (2014)
Cheese fest
Why oh why cant they make a decent football film? I mean did the director actually mean to make this so cheesey and unrealistic? Beggars belief some of the pathetic "fans" scenes. Liverpool take more than a hundred fans wherever they go. Poor sceenplay dreadful acting. Just shouldnt of bothered. An insult to my intelligence
Superman III (1983)
Why such a low score?
I cant believe the low score on this highly fun film?
Ok its definately not as good as the first 2 films but its by far better than any of the modern movies that have weirdly overrated rankings. The effects for its age are brilliant and the story is just plain fun and entertaining. In my opinion no one can play Superman better than Legendary Christopher Reeve.
For all you haters, lighten up buy a big bag of popcorn and enjoy what this film is. Fun.
V (1984)
Dont waste your time or money
Let me start off by saying i loved the original miniseries and often watch it back on dvd. I recently thought id purchase the later series and the difference is both night and day! Firstly the budget is so poor they couldnt even afford the technology to change the aliens voices so what you have is everyone speaking in a clearly obvious human tone. If that wasnt bad enough then the poor acting and editing is gonna stick the knife in and twist it. Add to that the shoddy script and poorly executed plot and whats left is basically unwatchable!
If like me you saw the dvd was available and you read the glowing reviews let me warn you dont bother and keep your memories of the original intact.
Dracula (2020)
How to destroy a series in one episode
The first episode was really good and was everything you want from a "Dracula" story. Second episode was ok but didnt really hit the mark as i thought they went really camp with it and lost its darkness but it still had something to make you want to watch on, till it ended on not exactly a cliffhanger but more of a smash in the face with a large wet salmon! Horrific plot twist for the 3rd installment that left the whole plot with enormous flaws that rendered it totally unwatchable. I didnt watch to the end even though i had just invested over 3 hours in it. What were they thinking? Yet another BBC "adaptation" that truly falls flat on its face. Woeful.
The VVitch: A New-England Folktale (2015)
Over-hyped Rubbish
Scary? Disturbing? Brilliant? Who the hell reviewed this film on here calling it good? The Witch????? What Witch? She barely makes an appearance and when she does the lighting is so dark you cant see her along with the rest of the cast. The film was so slow and boring i was starting to fall asleep in the cinema, the picture was so dark i could barely see the screen..I understand they were trying to make the atmosphere of the movie but really why so dark you couldn't see it? Also trying to understand the dialogue was near on impossible..Was full of old English talk which was at times like trying to decipher a riddle.
Bottom line was there was no real story to follow other than a Family stuck on a farm that produces no crops whilst a so called Witch takes their kids..Was nothing in-between that captured my attention.
Honestly if this is the years exceptional horror film i think I'm gonna swerve the rest.
Cop Car (2015)
A story without an explanation
Without going into massive detail and trying to convince people how clever i am at describing a movie i will sum it up in a way that just make you understand the movie itself as a whole..
Basically we have 2 of the dumbest kids you are ever likely to see in any movie that have ran away from home without a said cause, stumble onto a Cop car and decide to steal it. Cue the bad cop trying to get his car back with lots of silent non dialogue drawn out scenes that will make you want to fall asleep. There's a twist that by the time it comes you've already worked it out and then by the end without any real conclusion the film ends and the titles roll leaving you feeling "Why the hell did i bother watching that to the end"...Its not a badly made film but to be honest its just not that gripping or good to make you want to watch it ever again.
The good ratings on here are very deceiving and i can only imagine they are easily pleased at watching paint dry...Kevin Bacon cant save this poor script......NEXT!
Her (2013)
Boring. How can so many reviewers be so wrong???
First of all i will start by saying how much i love Spike Jonze's work and how i was so excited to watch this movie due to the massive reviews on here. I took my girlfriend to see it last week and after about 30 minutes of the film i was finding myself unsure if i liked it. Thought i better watch on and give it a chance but the story was just plain boring. I mean here is a guy who has a chance with a gorgeous woman but yet he prefers to have cyber sex with his own operating system? Even the sex scene itself was one of the most awkward moments I've ever had the pleasure to witness in a cinema.. There really wasn't much more to the film than a bizarre dialogue with a computer who doesn't understand the concept of love..There's the whole film in a nutshell. By about 2 hours of it i actually fell asleep and so did my girlfriend, which in itself speaks volumes. The dreamy music helped me on my way to snoozeville.
Don't waste your time with this...Totally forgettable.