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Robot Chicken (2001)
Was this show written by 12 year olds?!
Robot Chicken is one of THE MOST obnoxious shows I have ever had the displeasure of watching. It embarrasses me to say that I actually used to think it was cool. Seriously, this whole show looks like something my little brother would create.
The crap makes use of super-cheap gags (eg: randomly killing people, using the F-bomb), retarded voices that are supposed to be HILARIOUZZ, and jokes that are just so flipping LAME, like lame as in they tried to be so funny but failed miserably (eg: The whole "TERRORISM!!" skit, that retarded green dinosaur going on about playing your PSP or whatever, THE WHOLE SHOW). This show also thinks it's hilarious just because it features popular icons such as Mario, Sonic, ALF, Thunder Cats, and Star Wars (kinda like another retarded show called Family Guy).
I gave the show 3 stars instead of 1 since there were some skits I found pretty funny (The Joker in the Shankshaw Redemption parody, and the bit with Mario and Luigi going to Vice City and then watching that loser character Yoshi get eaten by zombies LOL). So there you guys go, if you want to give any 12 year olds a complete heart attack from laughing so hard, show them this atrocity that the fellow 12 year olds at "Stupid Monkey Productions" (or whatever it was called) have named...RO-BUTT CHICKEN*poop*!!! ... Hey look! I just made a joke similar to those used in Robot Chicken! Yay me! I have what it takes to be a writer for that show!
Hoshi no Kirby (2001)
I hate this show and I HATE KIRBY!!!
Back in the day, I remembered seeing dumb Nintendo Power comics that had the same artwork as this show... and then word came up that this show was a coming to a television near me! I was not estatic, but curious... I was curious about how bad this show was gonna suck. My friends all said that this show had no real meanings and was too silly for straight people like me to enjoy (i'm actually gay), so I decided to watch the show with low expectations.
WHAT A HORRIBLE EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!! First off, I hate the new characters. Tiff and Tuff are so dumb and I hate how so many fanboys drool over Tiff, it's sad. I also hate how they made Chef Kalasaki (or whatever his nonstraight name was) a good guy who owned a restaurant. Bad move, 4Kids TV! Escargoon is nothing but a loser adviser to the King Dedede (who sucks big time in this show) and I hate the face of that one company that keeps supplying Dedede with those awful weapons to destroy Kirby. So stupid, I hate this show.
I then began to hate Kirby even more since it was obvious Nintendo was just aching to get Kirby some popularity. Kirby'll never beat Mario in the fight for coolness, and Kirby will always be nothing but a tiny little cream puff of gayness. NUF SAID!!!
Teletubbies (1997)
As good as sniffing mah farts...
Teletubbies bring great joy to me! I skip school everyday just so I can watch a great episode of Teletubbies every weekday morning. Teletubbies are the BEST!!! I love Po, Laalaa, Dispy, and Tinky Winky and I love the episode where Laalaa gets a Teletubby waffle stuck to her antennea. My boyfriend thought that was great too (I am gay, by the way). I also loved the episode where Dipsy takes a party blower and blows it and it starts tickling Tinky Winky's bum. That was hilarious and little kids loved it as well, oblivious to the true joy of the moment. I am 17 years old and I still find Teletubbies very entertaining, and i'm pretty sure thousands of tiny children out there enjoy it as much as I do, if not, more! Teletubbies is one of the best shows ever and I highly recommend it to ANYONE!!!
The Fairly OddParents (2001)
The "Extremely God-awful" parents! ~GWD
*Spoilers and extreme bashing lay ahead*
When this show first started, I found it tolerable and fun. Fairly Oddparents was the kind of cartoon that kids and adults liked. It also had high ratings along with Spongebob. But it started to fall because of the following crap that Butch Hartman and his team shoved into the show.
First off, toilet humor isn't all that funny. You can easily pull off a fast laugh from a little kiddie with a burp, but that's pretty much the only audience that would laugh at such a cliché joke. Next there are the kiddie jokes. Lol we can see people in their underwear and we can see people cross-dressing. LOLOLOL!!! I just can't stop laughing at such gay bliss! Somebody help me! But of course, this show wouldn't suck that bad if it weren't for stereotypes. Did you see how the team portrayed Australians? They saw them as nothing but kangaroo-loving, boomerang-throwing simpletons who live in a hot desert. But now... Is the coup de grace of WHY this show truly sucks the loudest of them all... OVER-USED JOKES!!! The show constantly pulls up the same jokes (the majority of them being unfunny) thinking it is like the greatest thing ever! Cosmo is mostly the one to blame. I hated how they kept on mentioning "Super Toilet" (which also has a blend of kiddish humor in it just as well) and Cosmo would freak out. And who could forget that dumb battery ram joke that every goddamn parent in Dimmsdale would use in that one e-mail episode? You know, the one in which every single parent (oblivious to other parents saying it) would utter the EXACT same sentence before breaking into their kid's room? Yes, it may be first class humor to some people, but it is pure s*** to others.
If I'm not mistaken, I do believe Butch Hartman said something about ending the show. Thank God! Everyone around my area says it's, like, the funniest Nickelodeon show ever. I just can't agree with it
I think it's just another pile of horse dung that we get on our cartoon stations everyday, only worse.