ironscity-78541 Reviews

Leave the World Behind (2023)

Slow, boring and pointless!!!

[1/10 · 26 December 2023]

If you watch this you will be asking for 2 and a half hours of your life back. So slow I've watched cheese curdle faster and it was more interesting. One of those movies we'll create suspense out of nothing and scary sounds. Dialogues are boring repetitive and pointless. Let's make something out of nothing. At one point I got so frustrated that I had to fast forward to past cliche and expected scenes. You could see what's going to happen a million times.

The ending is the most frustrating as there isn't one. One of those garbage useless ways to end a movie because we couldn't come up with something we just won't give you anything. Poor story telling by unimaginative minds. Absolutely horrible movie.

Untraceable (2008)

Underrated as someone said

[10/10 · 25 November 2023]

Do you Fours even get the concept? Let me guess you are 23, have your own YouTube channel with 999999 followers hoping to hit a million. You believe whatever Google tells you, yet never do your research.

You don't understand what internet was about or what it created. It created YOU. You will share ANYTHING, as long as you get likes or shares. From a tortured kitten to a man dissolve in acid.

Ever thought of creating something nice and meaningful instead of your frat buddy getting his balls caught on a chicken fence? Internet was created to connect us better, yet your generation turned it into a snuff film of who will portray who's pain more frequently.

Get Out (I) (2017)

I have money and connections, BLM

[1/10 · 3 September 2023]

Last time I tried posting something about this movie, they wouldn't approve. I had one point to say...

When will society learn that no matter what race you choose to represent the bad ones, well still hate each other. Didn't you watch Snowpearcer?

This is not a horror movie. It's not scary or evil. It's about one man who has the money and the power to record some crap, based on color. Watch and tell me I'm wrong.

If we produced a scene where a white man kiscks a blackman to death like the main character does to a white person, we'd call against it.

Yes, very not horror, very not even scary, just someone trying to make money of off something that should have had value.

Fast X (2023)

What the heck did I just spend 2hrs on?

[2/10 · 3 September 2023]

I'm really not a stickler for, "well that can't happen in real life" but, there's a few details that really irritated me. Yes the physics are way off but I'll play along as long as it's entertainment. I watched Transporter 2 and both Cranks for entertainment value. It's fiction.

But, here's my problem. If you are going to make a legacy, please follow your own story. I like all new actors brought along but, ain't John Cena lacking a bit of a tan and genetic features to play the brother. Opposite for the kid, a bit too tanned and no white features what so ever.

Timing is off, shouldn't the kid be a teenager by now? Brian is mentioned, I'm assuming for the sole purpose they are somehow going to resurrect him him in F1ev1n. God rest his soul. Poor man's spinning in his grave like on a spitfire because of this movie they made.

The only reason I gave this a 2 is Jason Momoa. Damn he made me laugh. Dude is brilliant. All up to Auquaman, I swear I assumed he got away by being pretty Baywatch face. He's amazing.

Good Luck to You, Leo Grande (2022)

Warning 3 actors total

[9/10 · 25 August 2023]

I've never seen a movie with 3 actors that holds attention so well. I don't think I've ever seen a movie with 3 actors. If you aren't into dialogues this is not the movie for you.

Two places and 3 actors, hotel room and the hotel restaurant. That's it, nothing else. Not even an elevator scene.

The conversations are amazing. "Issues" brought up and dealt with are funny as hell. The performances are amazing. I've never heard of this Irish boy but he's great. Someone to watch out for in the future. Emma, well what can you say about Emma? I think she gave this kid a voice and vice versa. Sort of like Walter White and Jesse. One would be useless without the other.

Great movie if you have no expectations. Just an interesting story that might make you ask yourself how much of your life have you missed by playing by the rules.

Booksmart (2019)

Beautiful funny drama

[10/10 · 23 August 2023]

This is an excellent movie. For a directorial debut, hat's off Olivia. This is a movie with a point. If you haven't seen it, watch it. At the end you will fall into two categories.

One, these morons who hate it and compare it to Superbad, because they think it's supposed to be a comedy. Buhuu you got disappointed after your joint.

Or, the second which realize the brilliance in the portrayal of coming of age and friendship.

I would give this movie an 8 as a whole but, +1 for Olivia and +1 for all the cast. These are kids and yet every single character was brilliantly defined. Acting is amazing. I have seen 1000s of movies and yet I have never seen such a vast cast, portray characters so brilliantly. Did I say they were kids? Excellent job all, keep it up.

Flypaper (2011)

Listen to the dialogue

[10/10 · 23 August 2023]

Forget the stupid stuff, this isn't possible or this is unrealistic. Just enjoy the originality and stupidity of the movie. I've seen this 10 times over and it always makes me laugh. Low budget, low intelligence, not a bad twist at the end, but the dialogue is absolutely brilliant. Whoever wrote the dialogue should be writing for all of Hollywood. The characters are defined wonderfully with the performances of all the actors. Extremely funny. This is by far one of my top movies any given bored Sunday. You have to listen to the dialogue. I'm nuts about movies with great lines and this one is full off them. You won't be sorry if you just listen. So stupid it's brilliant...

The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Better than Die Hard

[10/10 · 15 August 2021]

Allow me to explain... Die Hard is history, the chlase of youth. Last Boyscout is of the same genre and came later. This is why it will unfortunately never have a better rating. However, this is a way better movie. Better dialogue, more action and funny as hell. Just read the quotes. The villain is way better. Ok Joseph!

Amar Akbar & Tony (2015)

Pay attention

[10/10 · 14 March 2020]

I had to write something about this movie. Totally underrated. It's amazing. I see a lot off negative reviews complaining about "too many stories" or "no actual storyline". Has our attention span diminished to that point? It actually tells you everything, just pay attention! I wouldn't know how to describe this movie without a spoiler so I'll tell you this. If you ever wanted to know what immigrants go through in a different country while trying to pay respect to their heritage, watch. I don't care who you are, immigrant, resident or citizen, you will relate. It's not comedy, it's not drama, it's all put together very beautifully. Respect

Funny Money (2006)

Not funny

[3/10 · 23 March 2019]

It's one of those movies that if it pops up on a TV channel you can watch cause it's fast paced. Plotline has no explanation except that Chevy switched a briefcase and got one with $5mil. Physical humor, lousy dialogues and just not funny. I love all actors involved and their performances, just not funny.

Blood and Love (2010)

Sloooooowwwww

[1/10 · 30 December 2018]

Is there any writers left in Hollywood? Brutally slow, cheap pointless dialogues. Pick up the pace this is ketchup slow. Guy falls for girl bla bla bla. Nothing going on, nothing!

Paradox (XI) (2016)

Indie, hhhaaahh, finally!!!!

[9/10 · 2 December 2018]

This thing so is interesting that I'm begging you not to read the spoiler ones.

Guy loves his dead wife so much he'll try to transcend realities..

Agent 5 (2016)

Just bad

[1/10 · 1 December 2018]

Bad casting, sound, plot, dialogue, acting....... Just plain bad.

Becker: Stumble in the Bronx (1999) Season 2, Episode 8

The best episode ever

[10/10 · 31 October 2018]

If you haven't seen an episode, watch this one. It has the essence of the show. Linda glue, Becker shot, dumb cop.... Beautiful.

SafeWord (2011)

Highchool project?

[1/10 · 7 October 2018]

Either the cameraman was drunk or they watched the review on a cellphone. I couldn't get past the 10th minute. Camera is shaky, blurry and gave me sea sickness. Had to stop.

Larceny (2017)

Masterpiece

[1/10 · 26 August 2018]

Did the Waynes brothers have something to do with this? Great parody if that's what it was meant to be. Get stoned then watch this. Honestly... 1. Two gas tanks of sleeping gas to put all guards in the prison to sleep. 2. Fight scenes are as the actors were wasted drunk. 3. Guy uses a heating torch to cut through a vault door. Then he switched to a grinder, thought he was gonna pull nail file next. 4. In a Mexican prison they leave armed inmates with 5 mil and walk out with 15. 5. They waltzed in to the prison as 2 electricians and a nurse.

Seriously, light a big fatty and laugh your ass off at the stupidest writing I have ever seen.

Come on Dolph I know these are newbie amateur morons but your fans deserve better. Next time walk away dude, no shame in that.