kersten-13824 Reviews

Eli Roth Presents: The Legion of Exorcists (2023– )

ITS SO CORNY

[5/10 · 20 June 2023]

I might be jaded, I love horror movies and I don't know if this is supposed to be fun and cheesy. It feels like it is trying to take itself seriously but REALLY missing the mark.

The first few episodes have truly unreal bad acting in the "reenactments". There's also this forced intensity with the Legion of Exorcists telling the stories. This show has been fun but it is definitely something to just have on in the background while you're doing something else; like chores. I don't know. Not something I would suggest going out of your way to watch but still fine if you like watching schlocky horror.

False Positive (2021)

Who was I supposed to root for?

[3/10 · 14 July 2021]

I watched for Glazer. I regret finishing it. Could easily have condensed this movie down to 5 minutes. I cannot figure out what point this director was trying to make.

Things Heard & Seen (2021)

Bell Curved on Me.

[4/10 · 29 April 2021]

This had SO much potential. Bummed me right out. It started slowed, built up to something that could have been great, then felt like it tripped over its own pretentiousness and fell flat on its face. Damn. Just made the whole time I watched it feel like a waste.