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Way Down (2021)
A waste of electrons and people's time
Not even sure where to start. A few billion people on earth and they pick a new grad engineer student to be the front guy, dumb.
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The most secure vault is built on a +70 old mechanical scale, where there is no security to it workings, dumb.
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Why not tamper with the scale or block it up, that would be easier and more secure. Liquid nitrogen would have killed the guy within the room, dumb.
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If the thumbprint and keys don't turn off the scale mechanism then what does, dumb
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To gain access to the vault door they have to cross a literal 'abyss' that some how they knew to have gear to cross it. How did they know it was there and it's amazing the Spaniards has the ability to dig an abyss +70yrs ago, dumb
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The vault floods when tampered with, thus capturing the criminals and yet could ruin any thing in it that would be susceptible to water damage, dumb
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The vault after flooding has an open floor drain where the occupants and potentially the vault contents would drain into the sewers, dumb.
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If the Chief of security was so concerned of what was about to happen and brought in more people to be on duty, he forgets to have anyone on the roof top or at the vault door, dumb.
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The three of them don't trigger the sensors in the main hall, but a small pigeon does, dumb.
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They knew the scale was thawing but they were in absolutely no hurry to get out. Why not grab and go, dumb.
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Their communications earpieces worked under impossible conditions, through concrete and steel vault casing, 30-40mtrs underground, etc . Something the CIA, SAS, and otherd are dreaming of, dumb.
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Logic, physics, and reason does not apply in the film. It's plain dumb.
American Assassin (2017)
Bad in movie form
The protagonist was a punk know-it-all. Keaton, was wasted on a poor film. Undersecretary of counter terrorism was a diversity hire as it seemed she has no idea what she was doing. The rest of the cia team in Rome was a bunch on gen-x kids. Navy seals and special ops guys were not as capable as the man child super star, huh ?? CGI Tidal waves the size shown would have sunk the fleet. First year film class script writing. I hope you didn't spend money to watch this.
Black Summer (2019)
S2 going downhill
Watched e1, and I'm VERY disappointed to say the least. Why even bother showing Lance- Stupid. S1 ended with them stuck in the middle of an apocalyptic city stadium, and S2 has them scattered in the country months later. Rose is an obnoxious b$t(h and should be fed to Lance. No idea what it going on. S1 jumped between segments all with minutes or hours of one another, but S2 starts jumping around days/weeks/months. I'll be fair and give it another 2 episodes. The promise and story of S1 is now in question.
The Weapon Hunter (2015)
Great premise, Horrible Host.
He's talks too much and is an idiot. He should sell Shamu's or oxyclean products...
Army of the Dead (2021)
Waste of time, horrible zombie flick
The zombies are more intelligent than the humans. For having a deadline of a few hours to get in and out before the nuke is dropped, they were on about as much of a hurry as old folks with walkers waddling down the fruit aisle. The story lines were mixed and poorly written. Watch the Last Train to Busan, not this steaming pile of Batista.
Alaskan Bush People: Fight or Flight (2014)
Alaskan Fraud People
Deceptive show playing on the kindness of it's fans. They don't explain the real reason behind the noises and build needless drama. Gilligan's Island is more believable.