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The Fog (2005)
Wow! I didn't expect it to be that bad!
I'm shocked! Is there anyone who bought that movie? Really? Must be one of my top five worst horror movie ever made ( and I'm actually collecting bad horror movies so I think I know what I'm talking' about! ) I couldn't imagine that it was that bad! If you really want to see that film, don't buy it, don't rent it, don't put any dollar on it, just steal it!! If you buy that thing, I'm telling you that in 50 years from now, you will still believe that it would be the worst thing you ever bought in your life!! So then why a 2 instead of a 1?? First, there is only one good thing in it and it is the visual effects of the dead-fog-guys ( :oP )... and because there's only 1 number 1!!! See the original who is 1000x better than this one... Nothing comparable! Still,I'm shocked but not deceived... I wanted to see a bad movie tonight and this one just gave me more than what I asked!! If one of your friend sees it and tells you it's good, laugh at him, throw him rocks, leave him, do something but please, for your mental health, don't believe him!! Producers put money on those kind of stupidity and doesn't help much young great talented independent directors... Bravo!!
24 poses (portraits) (2002)
Attractive...
Attractive is the right word to describe this movie... The action takes place in a Family Garden Party where you learn each others life... There, you see the typical personnalities and difficulties related to modern families. You have the Dad who's going to retreat, the Mom and their relationship. Then you have the children : One gay, one moneyless, one energetic... Finally you've got the depressed Uncle, the typical sister's husband and a slow minded wife... During the movie, it seems that for the first time in their life, everything is going to come out to everybody.
In the genre it is a good movie where a good scenario and good acting ( thou sometimes exaggerated by some actors, but really well played by the others ) makes it all. No special effects, no budget on visual, simply filmed... but attractive! I saw it 3 times on TV since the beginning of the year and both times I watched it from start to finish.
For French speaking people only, Others wouldn't understand it. Slow pace movie, got to take it easy to enjoy it. ( I wrote this review in English only because I don't know if they accept French reviews on IMDb... )