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The Gift (2015)
Terrible Haircuts, Good Movie
The haircuts in this movie, uff da. So so bad. Robin and Gordo what were y'all thinkin'. That said, if you can make it passed the hair crimes you're in for a treat. The film is ingenious, suspenseful, and well crafted. I've never seen anything quite like it.
Countdown (2019)
Conventional but fun.
Conventional but fun. Some solid jump scares, a decent plot, and decent acting. Worth a watch when your not looking for something too intense or serious. Grab some popcorn and chill.
The Card Counter (2021)
Goes Bust
Such a delightful slow boil that promises to pay off in a big way...and then doesn't. Give this movie a different concluding twenty minutes and it would be a 9 out of 10, as it is it's a 5. Go play some blackjack instead. You'll probably lose but it will be more exciting.
Human Resources (2022)
Too Low Brow Too Often
I'm a fan of crass low brow comedy but you can't go to that well too often, and that's precisely what this show does. A lot of the profanity, vulgarity, and gross out jokes are solid but by being constant they lose their punch.
The Hunt (2020)
Delightful Satire
This film succeeds as both a satire and a suspenseful action flick. I suspect that many of the people that claim it fails at the former are doing so for partisan reasons. The films ability to reveal the obnoxiousness and lunacy of both fringes of the US political spectrum is a welcome change of pace, especially for those that are annoyed with the crazies on both sides.
There's Someone Inside Your House (2021)
Insufferable Characters
All of the characters were insufferable, including the ones I think you were supposed to like. There is a lot of great horror (including great slashers) being made right now, don't waste your time on this.
The Bubble (2022)
Not Good
How could so many talented people make such a terrible movie? It boggles the mind. The scene with the drug overdose is the only reason this didn't get 1 star. That bit was pretty good. Okay okay bye.
The Pentaverate (2022)
Seriously
Seriously, even silly and stupid fun Mike Meyers comedies are getting preachy now? When will this insufferableness end? Please Hollywood just let me watch one show without getting scolded. Y'all are the worst.
Dexter: New Blood (2021)
This was a good show...and then the last fifteen minutes happened
This was a good show...and then the last fifteen minutes happened. Wow. What a catastrophe. So, my rating first 95% of the show gets an eight, the last 5% gets a negative bajillion=5/10.
Saved by the Bell (2020)
More woke drivel
More woke drivel. It's like the reboot was spawned for the sole purpose of mocking and apologizing for the original version of the show, which is ridiculous because the original version had nothing to apologize for. It was a silly and fun tween/teen sitcom. Hollywood needs to stop this BS. It does nothing but stoke the problems that it purports to help.