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Totally Killer (2023)
Lead actress sucks the life out the movie
This movie has everything to make it a good movie but unfortunately it falls flat. Mainly due to the starring actress Keirnan Shipka sucking the life out of every scene she's in. Her entire dialogue is tired condescending comments complaining about everything. The depiction of the 80s was definitely done by someone under 30 who did no real research. I found it hard to watch because of all the unpolitically correct comments made by the lead actress. All of the other actors did great jobs and the story good too. It was a mixture of back to the future mixed with Scream with an 80s backdrop. Without the lead actress, this movie would've definitely been 5 stars.
Doubting Thomas (2018)
White woman has black baby... perfectly normal
This would've been believable if Jen was really half black. There is no way whatsoever we as the viewers would believe that Jen really had a black baby. Especially with her husband having a black best friend whose also real close to Jen. Tom is wrong for feeling like something is wrong!! How??! Of course a white man is gonna say he doesn't want a black baby. It's not racist at all.
What white woman would be calm and cool if her baby came out black and she knows for a fact she didn't cheat?? Idk what the point of this movie is, but it seems that it want us to see Tom as the villain and he's the only one who had the right questions.
Charmed (2018)
Why?????
How the hell are these girls sisters?? Ones Puerto Rican, the other Canadian and the third is half black half white. Are there there fathers?? Nevermind the fact that the half black sister didn't know or grow up with the others. One of the sisters didn't have to be lesbian either, not that there's anything wrong with that. But I wanna know how, just how can you make a show about three witches politically correct???????? I rather watch reruns of the original. Only thing that gives this show life is watching the three attractive stars
I Got the Hook Up 2 (2019)
Trash
You'd think Master P watches enough movies to at least understand how a movie is made and viewed. This movie is all over the place, horribly directed and I can't believe no one had the balls to say No to anything in the movie. It's highly noticeable why no one in Hollywood wanted to pick this movie up and I'm sure after they watched a bootleg copy of it, probably started saying to themselves "this is why we didn't pick it up"
Please, unless it's on TV while you're cleanings, don't watch this. Or you can watch it to see just how trash is it
Shaft (2019)
Bad sequel
This movie was just too funny and they turned it into some sort of buddy cop movie. Sam Jackson's character was a bit immature to be Shaft, really took away from the real. This movie was a waste of time and even Sam didn't wanna do all the jokes. Pass on this one
Greta (2018)
DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!!
This movie was so horrible that even the ending couldn't save it. Stupid decisions from the beginning. I literally wanted to cut this movie off(watched it on fire stick)but kept watching it just cuz of at least wanted to see how it ends. Highly disappointed with this film and I wish I read the reviews first. So please, PLEASE, listen to the reviews, this is one awful movie!!
Killjoy (2000)
Not too bad
I say not too bad cuz the movie itself doesn't even take it seriously. It's like funny horror that will probably scare anyone under 10,but it's way better than XX which holds title for me as "worst movie"
XX (2017)
Horrible
Ok, the fact that it said directed by women, I thought it would be interesting. NOT!! The only reason I watched all of it was only because I watched the first two and just gave up and let it play out. The box was incomplete, The Birthday Party was a waste, Don't Fall had a chance but failed and by time I got to Only living Son, I was done. If this was to showcase female directors, then we should leave directing to the men. My wife didn't even like it. Horrible, horrible, horrible. How are these movies even getting made?? Who's financing these "movies? " I'm not even wondering who called this movie trash, I wanna know who called this trash a movie