neuroticpeacecorpse Reviews

Ghost of the Highschool (2023)

Nice found footage

[5/10 · 18 December 2023]

Two friends start making a documentary about their villages haunted high school, and while making this documentary something crazy happens with them at night.

Shot for $100 it's not the worst I've ever seen. The building it's filmed in has a creepy atmosphere. Don't expect the most original story, but look at it for what it is, a nice genre effort.

There is only one thing that bothers me in found footage movies with an additional sound track.

Most of them claim to be authentic and just raw material. So, when did they add the soundtrack?

Was it when they were running for their lives somewhere in the woods while haunted by an evil spirit, witch or axe murderer?

Well, if you're into FF, give it a try.

We Found Something (2022)

Oh Yes!

[1/10 · 9 March 2023]

I did it. I watched the whole movie.

Okay. It's about a guy who finds some footage while hunting containing the video recordings of brother and sister Max and Ted.

Both go for a hike in the forest and, find a body and some video footage.

Wow, is this found-found footage or what?

Both Max and Ted are so adorable you wish them dead within the first five minutes, but be patient.

On the found-found footage they see imaged of a sort of man who appears the have a dog fetish or something, however he dresses up like one.

Meanwhile, the person on the found found footage still seems to be alive even though her organs seems a little disarrayed.

Well, I don't want to spoil everything.

If you think you can handle this, watch at own risk.

But remember, if you sit through this, it will make you stronger.

Sadistic: The Exorcism of Lily Deckert (III) (2022)

Abandon hope all ye who enter here.

[1/10 · 23 November 2022]

A girl gets possessed by an evil spirit. Or sort of.

And starts acting weird.

You might think 'Wow, that sounds like a great plot because you have never seen anything like that before.

Well, that's probably because you've never seen a horror movie before. Let this be a warning, there's a curtain chance you will never see another after this.

For those who like the horror genre:

This is beyond bad. It's more like a Tick Tock challenge can you watch more then 7 minutes.

I caught myself counting the hair on my cat's head after 3 minutes.

It's a bad attempt to make a bad movie.

Avoid, avoid, avoid.

The Unkind (2021)

More than horrible.

[1/10 · 1 December 2021]

Long ago, I watched a theater play for dogs. They acted much better than the actors(?) in this movie (?). There's no story in here, the characters are terrible and even a cardboard box could give more joy to watch than this 1.43 minutes tv pollution. It's a really bad attempt to make a bad movie.

Harland Manor (2021)

All about clichés.

[3/10 · 4 November 2021]

A horror movie or scary movie is supposed to be scary. This movie isn't. If you're a horror fan you've probably seen it all before in much better performances. Better skip this one.

Attached: Paranormal (2021)

Great cat footage.

[1/10 · 26 October 2021]

It's a pity there wasn't more footage of cat Pixie. It's acting was quite good and very natural. The rest is one big cliche and has been done over and over before in much better movies.

Saltwater: The Battle for Ramree Island (2021)

Was this filmed in a zoo?

[1/10 · 5 June 2021]

Before watching this, take a look at other movies directed by Steve Lawson. Now you know why to skip this.

Apex Predators (2021)

Please tell me.....

[1/10 · 12 May 2021]

What do you have to smoke to like this? It's more like a 'can you watch more than 15 minutes' contest.

Ape vs. Monster (2021)

Very bad.

[1/10 · 7 May 2021]

The ape in a 40 yr old Donkey Kong game looks more realistic than this. And the very talented Eric Roberts couldn't save this movie. I couldn't watch more then 15 minutes so I don't know who won this.

Beneath (I) (2013)

It hurts my eyes.

[1/10 · 6 April 2021]

The most natural acting in this movie is done by the lake. I don't know what the budget of this film was, but it's probably all spent on the boat rental.

With Spongebob in it, saving the day, it would be more realistic than it is now.

The Amityville Harvest (2020)

Movies like this makes me wonder

[1/10 · 3 April 2021]

Do people get payed to make this movie?

Do people pay to see this movie?

Bonehill Road (2017)

It matches the definition of the word movie.

[1/10 · 15 March 2021]

A "movie" or a "motion picture," is a series of moving images shown on a screen, usually with sound, that make up a story.

And that's all there is to say about this.

The Lake on Clinton Road (2015)

A beautiful lake.

[1/10 · 15 March 2021]

Better avoid this, the best acting in the movie was done by the lake.

The Devil Below (2021)

Silly movie.

[3/10 · 6 March 2021]

The appearance of Bill Patton got me interested, but what it really needs is a dead parrot sketch.

Investigation 13 (2019)

What a horror.

[1/10 · 4 October 2020]

DVD costs 12.99. It doesn't seem that much but it will also cost you 1.5 hour of time. Don't get tricked into watching this, it's really terrible.

Portal (2019)

Bad, bad movie.

[1/10 · 29 September 2020]

Take a 75 minute walk with your dog, do the dishes 5 times, and forget about this movie. Not worth watching or spending money on.

The Hole in the Ground (2019)

A movie about a hole in the ground.

[3/10 · 23 September 2020]

And indeed, it's a very big hole. So if you like big holes in the ground, you might enjoy this. If you like horror movies, you should watch something else.

Conjuring the Devil (2020)

This is great!

[1/10 · 23 September 2020]

There's a new worst movie ever made, and it is called Conjuring the devil.

Blood Vessel (2019)

Terrible

[1/10 · 31 August 2020]

Some guys on a boat battle a guy with a bat mask. Skip to the end, maybe you can enjoy an explosion.

Here Comes Hell (2019)

Silly, in a funny way.

[6/10 · 20 August 2020]

Sort of Agatha Christie meets Evil dead. Quite enjoyable.

Beast No More (2019)

Aussie girl meets kinda Smeagol.

[2/10 · 6 August 2020]

If you're not forced to watch this then skip. Watch TCM the 20th time, play Angry birds or try counting how often your cat blinks its eyes but skip this.

Ghosts of War (2020)

WTH did i watch?

[1/10 · 31 July 2020]

The things i pull out of my nose on a sunny Sunday afternoon are more interesting than this movie. Stay away, far far away.

Gates of Darkness (2019)

Boring.

[3/10 · 29 July 2020]

Positive: now i know there's a plastic surgery centre for nuns. Negative: 1h31min.