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The Princess (2022)
Funny kick ass movie
Loved the movie it was very funny and fast paced action movie! The acting was awesome, for a relatively low budget movie it was a delight to watch!! Kept my eyes glued to the screen. It was simple easy to follow did not have to think why things were happening, just highly entertaining!!! The costumes were very good the actors very well chosen. There was a huge amount of sarcasm that made me laugh. The fighting scenes were very believable and there was a lot of effort and training invested in them. Loved the way that there was no nudity and swearing and still they made an excellent movie. One of he best movies so far in this year Awesome watch it folks!!!
Corrective Measures (2022)
What a crap movie!!!!!!
I am glad that Bruce Willis cant make more movies?! He just appears in every garbage lately! Acting in movies is not about quantity but quality! Stupid story bad acting, a horrible B grade crap they wasted money on! Spend the money on something useful, nobody wants to watch these crap things they dare to call movies?
The Northman (2022)
A suffer! Boring flat you would thing it was a second grade movie
Don't understand how ppl can give this mud fest 8-9-10 stars? These people try to pretend that they saw or understand something deeper in this movie than the average person! It was slow , very long and not engaging. Nicole Kidman as a viking? Are we serious? She did not even look the part! Let alone play it! The acting was just ok , there was too much of the supernatural , mystical elements in there where I was thinking ... what is going on here? Nothing could make me like or connecting with any of the characters. Nothing was realistic . The costumes were horrible! The constant screaming and howling does not make anyone a viking! Berserkers yes but only in a battle ...eating a good gut-full of mushrooms. There was no conversation, or bonding in the movie no laughter. I have read, researched countless books on vikings, watched god knows how many movies this has not related to anything at all. It is pretty much forgettable except the over 2 hrs I wasted watching this arty farty nonsense! People should realize that it would be pretty hard to make a better movie than the VIKINGS ! So why bother?
Ambulance (2022)
Fasten your seat belt!
Very fast moving movie, good acting, awesome car chases! Story was very complete with the ending, no loopholes! So far the best action movie this year, when I did not feel that I wasted my time watching it!
World Without End (2012)
I want more!!!
Read the books and a year later I came across the series by accident!!! What a surprise! The series were soo close to the books. The acting was great , a wonderful experience to watch. I was glued to the couch could not stop watching!!
Game of Thrones (2011)
The mother of all fantasy movies!!!
Watched all the 8 series soo many times!! Superb ppl should watch and learn a lot from these series!! Loved the casting, the acting everything was perfect!!! Even the end!
The Last Kingdom (2015)
I was heart broken when it had finished!!
One of the best shows I have seen in my whole life! The acting was super good! The story stayed very close to the books, The casting was sooo good ,that you could not hate the most vile characters! Send me back there in a time machine with a one way ticket !!!!!
Deep Water (2022)
Bored me to tears!!!
I have suffered this movie thru because I like Ben Affleck! The acting is solid , but the story is giving too many bad ideas to weird people out there . The story is just stupidly lame , just wanted to slap his wife around till next Xmas. What man would let this happen in a marriage??? It is just sickening to watch, and upsetting that some kids would think that this is normal! No wonder the world is falling apart! Wasted time I dont recommend this!!! Forget about family values if you wanna watch this!
Bull (2021)
WTF just happened at the end???
It was violent ...yes killing your own mother 'to help her' yeah nah! Killing that many ppl to find your son just to leave him again... no does not make sense! The idea was good , started ok but when u supposed to be a cold hearted murdering bastard .... dont bring GOD into this!!! The end totally ruined it made it laughable! A raw English movie ended like an American week arsed soap movie!!
Panama (2022)
Boring Mess!
I started watching it for Gibson and Hauser! Could not finish it! It was a mess! Jumping from one scene to another, without meaning! It was hard to follow , the acting was very poor, the story was just totally confusing! What a waste of two good actors! Looks like Mel Gibson is going down the same road as Bruce Willis, and Micky Rourke! Dont watch any of the latest movies with them they all B grade rubbish! Are they really that strapped for cash????
Your Highness (2011)
It was bloody good!!
I just saw this movie last night on Netflix! It was like a breath of fresh air after all the dramas ...covid , me too movements. Etc etc etc.. The movie was flowing with a bloody good sense of humor ,it was just a feel good movie i did not have to think about why things happened! The acting was awesome I wish i knew about this movie 10 yrs ago! I do recommend this to anyone, who is sick of being overly politically correct!!!!
Most Dangerous Game (2020)
Painful!
I have seen the 2 hr full movie!! OMG! What a waste of talent of Liam Hemsworth!! Even watching the full 2 hrs made me feel super antsy to turn it off! Half arsed fights and stupidity, from the wife just done it for me! This was Hemworth's worst movie for me!
Shi yue wei cheng (2009)
AWESOME!
One word for this movie AWESOME!! Watch it and learn people!
The Guilty (2021)
torture for the viewer
I dont even wanna watch the original after this!! It was totally over played by Jake Gyllenhaal!! Maybe just to compensate the fact that , the whole 1 1/2 hr is played in one room, except the toilet scene. Boring,,,, the crying ,the whimpering, OMG I wanted to pull my hair out! The story had so many holes in it from the start, when the whiney woman would not tell it was her husband who had her, she did not know their own rego number!!?? Sorry I put up with stupidity when action makes up for it, but here no action, no sense, total torture for the viewer!!
Yakuza Princess (2021)
Blessed!
I always new Jonathan Meyers, was blessed! Not only with great talent as the part confirms when he gets out of the hospital bed naked! Very entertaining!
Su ren te gong (2019)
Boring and annoying!!!
If you are a 5 yr old you will like this so called movie!!! Cheese over played and stupid with no story at all! The acting is BAAAD!! Wasted 2 hrs on this rubbish and Mila Jovovich was a dissapointment!!!!
The Night Comes for Us (2018)
Try hard! Don]t even think comparing it to the RAID!
There is no sense to this movie! Full blown violence, the main character should have bled out and died in the first hour! Nooo he was fighting for an other hour! I've died 4 times just watching him fighting 15 plus ppl , with his injuries. No real story acting was ok, but it was just a try hard movie! Wasted time,, no common sense! As if the triads would waste 50 plus members just to teach a rouge member a lesson! Yeah right, I am easy to please but I dont suffer stupidity well, and this movie was just that!