corksniffers Reviews

Chicago Med (2015– )

To 10/10 review recommending this to med students

[9/10 · 2 July 2021]

You wrote about the accuracy of this monstrosity...Who is your GP? Charles Manson? I am terrified for you.

Dark/Web (2019)

7 Emmy Nominations? New low for awards shows

[1/10 · 16 June 2021]

So very low budget it's like a high school project with an antique handycam, written by an illiterate 8 year old, staring cast offs from saved by the bell.

Truly utter crap.

Cypher (2021– )

More... dramatic..... pauses...... NOT...... needed

[1/10 · 23 May 2021]

Dialogue is so slow. It's like they're doing it to fill the full hour.

Acting, storyline characters all aren't even contrived, that would give them too much credit.

WASTE OF TIME.

You're better off watching ice melt or paint dry. It's sooooooo far more compelling, interesting, and clever.

Worse than Black Bear. Poke your eyes out instead.

What Lies Below (2020)

You don't want to know what lies below

[1/10 · 4 April 2021]

Coming from someone who loves b-rated horror and usually finds it pretty hilarious, this one is just a whole new level of bad.

Worse - the ending seems like a mistake edited onto someone else's film.

ZERO stars.

Amber Alert (2012)

Do ANYTHING else besides watch this

[1/10 · 16 January 2021]

Five minutes into the movie and I want to jab my eyes out. Easily the most irritating garbage ever made. All other movies should rate themselves on the Amber Alert badness scale. KMN