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Escape from Cannibal Farm (2017)
Horrifyingly BAD!
Cannibal Farm, where do I even begin? Let's start with the fact that I watch 2 films daily and have been doing so for years. The only time I write online reviews is when I want to warn would-be viewers just how God-awful a movie is before they waste their time (or worse, money) on it. This is only the second time I've ever had to do this. Enough said, right? In occasional attempts at competence, the film sloppily copy/pastes ideas from Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw, and even House of 1000 Corpses, before launching into cringe-worthy, ear-grating monologues by characters that might as well be too drunk to be able to put together anything resembling cohesive plot clues in this nearly 2-hour cringe fest, but I digress. This movie is so bad that to do a truly in-depth review of it would be an insult to higher thought itself. The films deserves only the requisite amount of frontal lobe activity necessary to ensure intelligent viewers steer clear of it, and nothing more, so, STEER CLEAR! You have been warned.
Grave (2016)
Disgusting, Uneventful, Tedious, did I mention Disgusting?
There are good movies about cannibalism. Cannibal Holocaust is one. The Green Inferno is another. Bone Tomahawk is yet another. And then there are a couple about real-life cannibal Armin Meiwes. ANY of these are masterpieces compared to the garbage that is "Raw."
Long story short- pointlessly disgusting scenes that have no relevance to the "plot" (what little of one there is), not a single sympathetic character you don't want to die in the first 5 mins of the film, and an unexplained, under-developed plot-line that might as well not exist as it doesn't seem to culminate to any striking or exciting moment throughout the film. If you want a good cannibal movie, try the ones I mentioned and AVOID this refuse at any cost.